Begin your sentence with..........

[Pad_Foot]

Genitals are not appropriate to have on the dining room table during dinner

 

[ccs29745]

Dinner tonight will be 4 meat pizza and a Dr. Pepper

 

[CiaoSteve]

Pepper makes you sneeze and sneezing whilst eating is not a good idea

 

[EctoJohn]

Idea for a novel; something something and then he rescues the girl.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Girl can't resist but give her rescuer a very personal thank you

 

[wigglypuss]

You guys are hilarious

 

[ccs29745]

Hilarious we are, serious we can be when needed.

 

[wigglypuss]

Needed to be reminded of that, it's comforting to know.

 

[EctoJohn]

Know it all.

 

[barefootgirl69]

All she wanted was to be in his arms.

 

[Shady_nz]

Arms around each other, they fell asleep snuggled under the covers

 

[Newreality]

Covers of songs are usually not better than the originals.

 

[wigglypuss]

Originals, so I'm told, are jeans worn by Hells Angels

 

[Bunny4Wolf]

Angels and demons on my shoulders, the angels saying to go get on with the day and the demons saying no stay and waste away the day.

 

[kellyt1994]

Day drinking is my best route to an angry spanking.

 

[wigglypuss]

Spanking is my punishment for day drinking too, ..........................pass me the bottle.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Bottle of massage oil helps make an ass slippery...

 

[ccs29745]

Slippery when wet is a sneaky bumper sticker I put on an ex friend's car.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Car stickers can be funny, I once saw one which read if you get any closer you'd be right up my ass

 

[wigglypuss]

Ass wipes should not be recycled. They are a single use item.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Item of note: Another UFO (or whatever they are calling them now) video clip has emerged from the military. Their missile was shown bouncing off the craft...

 

[Shady_nz]

Craft is a great way to relax

 

[wigglypuss]

Relax don't do it

 

[ccs29745]

It is a hairy cousin from the Addams family.

 

[EctoJohn]

Family Matters was also a television show.