Begin your sentence with..........

[PotNoodle79]

Does the average England supporter thing they will win the world cup?

 

[ccs29745]

Cup of coffee wakes a lot of people up in the morning.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Morning people can sod off.

 

[wigglypuss]

Off we go to work, hey ho, hey ho. said Snow White's seven little lodgers

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Lodgers can help pay the rent, or a little company

 

[CiaoSteve]

Company is something not to be sneezed at... the alternative is loneliness

 

[PotNoodle79]

Loneliness can be awful and if you know someone who is lonely, it's nice to stop by and see them or drop them a message.

 

[ccs29745]

Message my love I did.

 

[EctoJohn]

Did you hear the one about the short man in the library?

 

[CiaoSteve]

Library books need to be returned on time or you will be fined

 

[PotNoodle79]

Fined for returning a book late seems reasonable to me.

 

[ccs29745]

Me been fined for late books a few times.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Times tables were one of the things I was good at in school, writing wasn't, but maybe I hadn't found the right genre back then

 

[wigglypuss]

Then came calculators and the art of mental arithmatic was lost, said Grandpa.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Grandpa is stuck in the past and needs to get up to date.

 

[Seokrocks]

Date me and your life will never be boring again.

 

[EctoJohn]

Again and again I make a mistake.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Mistake me for a woman and there will be hall to pay

 

[Trubbycat]

Pay me what I'm worth.

 

[EctoJohn]

Worth every penny, those new undies of mine.

 

[ccs29745]

Mine field can be a dangerous place to play.

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Play me like a fiddle, Billy Joe!" Bobbi Jo cried out.

 

[EctoJohn]

Out in the yard there was a portal to a whole new world.

 

[CiaoSteve]

New world (oops I bent the rules a little) is my local Chinese takeaway

 

[Trubbycat]

...takeaway from the story, do not put toothpaste on your genitals.