Begin your sentence with..........

[F3x0r]

Matter this, dark matter that, what's next?

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Next steps are up to you.

 

[porkyrocket69]

You try it.

 

[EctoJohn]

It started with a bang and ended with disappointment.

 

[ccs29745]

Disappointment happens too often

 

[Shady_nz]

Often I want to travel to meet some lovely people from here

 

[ccs29745]

Here we are with the prince's of the universe.

 

[EctoJohn]

(Born to be kings)

Universe expands at a rate slower than the speed of light.

 

[Coyote100]

Light headedness is a symptom of too much to drink.

 

[EctoJohn]

Drink plenty of fluids if spending a lot of time outdoors on hot days.

 

[ccs29745]

Days are staying lighter longer, recently.

 

[EctoJohn]

Recently the AI has become more sassy than ever before.

 

[ccs29745]

Before Alexa would just say stuff, earlier I could have sworn I heard her flip me off for threatening to update her butt.

 

[Shady_nz]

Butt jokes cease to be funny after the age of twelve or so

 

[~Elizabeth~]

So many butt jokes are just not funny.

 

[ccs29745]

funny thing is, I got a big butt.

 

[Shady_nz]

Butt, butt, butt everyone's butt is different

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Different butts can be fun to smack.

 

[ccs29745]

Smack a butt day!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A smack a day keeps the blues away.

 

[PassionsFlame]

Away we go and where we end up, no one knows.

 

[Shady_nz]

Knows too many things this AI thing does..

Ok I got nothing...

 

[ccs29745]

Does the left know what the right is doing?

 

[EctoJohn]

Doing too many different partners can result in spreading venereal disease.

 

[Scarred65]

Doing too many different partners can result in spreading venereal disease.

Disease ridden crack whore honey traps are the best revenge for cheating husbands.