Begin your sentence with..........

[Jasmine12345]

legs spread is not for anybody, my friend.

 

[EctoJohn]

Friend and lover, my wife, has given me my best years.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Years, so many years, and still I'm waiting for you my darling

 

[Jasmine12345]

darling, is it true?

 

[Coyote100]

True or not, l shall not listen to what others say.

 

[ccs29745]

Say, do you have any grey poupon per chance?

 

[CiaoSteve]

Chance, not a chance, Bavarian sweet mustard for me

 

[Jasmine12345]

me feels like a pumpkin now

 

[EctoJohn]

Now I want some pumpkin pie.

 

[Jasmine12345]

pie has no chance in a heavy conversation

 

[CiaoSteve]

Conversation is put on hold with a mouthful of treacle toffee

 

[Jasmine12345]

toffee or pie has no chance

 

[barefootgirl69]

Chance meetings can be so romantic.

 

[EctoJohn]

Romantic nights are amazing.

 

[Seokrocks]

amazing was the only word that came to mind when describing sex with her.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Her beauty was only surpassed by her intellect.

 

[ccs29745]

Intellect escapes too many these days

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Days filled with longing until he returns

 

[munch2much]

Returns department at Lovehoney is an interesting place to work.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Work without pleasure is like sex without emotion

 

[Coyote100]

Emotion can flood your mind while watching a stirring movie.

 

[EctoJohn]

Movie buffs can sometimes be irritating for casual watchers.

 

[kyblue12]

Fun in the sun ending up covered in cum

 

[CiaoSteve]

Cum together, right now... over me... as professed by the fab four

 

[Trubbycat]

Four blokes just loved their bukkake.