Begin your sentence with..........

[Billintulsa]

Others seem to enjoy my lover, why shouldn't I?

 

[EctoJohn]

I wouldn't enjoy them if I were you.

 

[ccs29745]

You and me forever, my love.

 

[EctoJohn]

Love is what I call my feelings for chocolate.

 

[Trubbycat]

Chocolate sauce and whipped cream on your boobs would be a lovely snack.

 

[EctoJohn]

Snack all you want, but make sure to balance it out with plenty of exercise.

 

[summer_reine]

Exercise is boring without a partner

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Partner brings benefits when they are focused on pleasure

 

[summer_reine]

Pleasure can be found in a place of madness easier than in peace

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Peace of mind can be interrupted if your partner gets frisky...

 

[EctoJohn]

Frisky friends might lead to friends with benefits.

 

[summer_reine]

Frisky cats can destroy furniture
Benefits are where rich people go to assuage their conscience

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Conscience can be the tool that helps steer your path...

 

[summer_reine]

Path names can indicate the location of a file

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

File your toenails so they don't make a velociraptor "tap-tap-tap" noise as you walk barefooted on a wooden floor.

 

[Coyote100]

Floor to ceiling, the decorator's idea of chic was hideous.

 

[summer_reine]

Hideous people can often hide behind a smile

 

[EctoJohn]

Smile when someone gives you a reason.

 

[summer_reine]

Reason and feeling often conflict

 

[Shady_nz]

Conflict can always be resolved with open and honest communication. Of course, there is always an exception to this rule

 

[EctoJohn]

Rule with an iron fist!

 

[Trubbycat]

Fist me? Buy me a drink first!

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

First things first- I, Poppa, freaks all the honeys!

 

[orangecurious]

Honey smeared on toast was her favourite thing, but he preferred when they smeared it on each other.

 

[fsa52]

Other substances are less sticky and just as much fun.