Begin your sentence with..........

[Coyote100]

Over that hill, you will fin̈d a nudist colony for women only.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Only positive is that they are all blindfolded.

 

[orangecurious]

Blindfolded and gagged, this certainly was a strange first date.

 

[Polranny]

'Date' it was not,' a meeting' maybe, it was uneventful anyway

 

[Trubbycat]

Anyway, she said trying to change the subject.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Subject to the powers invested in me by the Burgh of Great_Scot, I now pronounce you completely incompatible.

 

[Trubbycat]

Incompatible, like trying to fix a PC Word document on a Mac using Adobe without the fonts.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Incompatible, like trying to fix a PC Word document on a Mac using Adobe without the fonts.

(Get that immediately into the incompetent flirting thread. )

 

[ccs29745]

Fonts aren't working for Microsoft today.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Today is going to be a hot one!

 

[Polranny]

One should not count one's chickens

 

[ccs29745]

Chickens can be fun to take care of or play with.

 

[Polranny]

With luck I will soon have some new-laid eggs

 

[ccs29745]

Eggs, bacon, toast and some orange juice sound good.

 

[Polranny]

Eggs, bacon, toast and some orange juice sound good.

Good sounding maybe but the taste is more important

 

[ccs29745]

Important not to have runny scrambled eggs or over easy ones.

 

[Polranny]

Important not to have runny scrambled eggs or over easy ones.

One's indifferent to the nuances of egg scrambling

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Ones are easy to multiply by.

 

[ccs29745]

By golly, we've done it!

 

[Polranny]

By golly, we've done it!

It was not easy

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Go forth and prosper.

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Prosper and multiply" they were told, so they became bankers.

 

[Polranny]

Bankers ... yet another example of freudian typing errors

 

[EctoJohn]

Errors around the world have been recently caused by computer updates.

 

[Polranny]

Updates are the bain of my life, if it aint broke don't fix it