Beer is Better Than Women

[Guest]

Top Ten Reasons Why
Beer is Better Than Women


1. The colder a beer is, the better it is.

2. A good beer always has good head.

3. A beer doesn't care if you go out and have another beer.

4. You can have several beers at one time.

5. If one of your friends has some of your beer, it doesn't make you jealous.

6. When you pop open a beer, you can always be sure that you were the first one.

7. You can always go into a bar and pick up a beer.

8. If you pick up a beer, but you are too drunk to do anything with it, it is no big deal.

9. If you have a beer, you feel like having another beer right away.

10. You don't have to wake up the next morning and ask a beer "What's your name??"


Jmt

 

[lucky-E-leven]

So what you're saying is you're too:

1. Sensitive
2. Discriminating
3. Needy
4. Wishful
5. Sharing
6. Ridiculous
7. Lazy
8. Limp
9. Greedy
10. Forgetful

:to handle a real woman? Just wondering...but even with us being:

1. Icy
2. Some giving bad head
3. Loyal
4. Possessive
5. Repulsed by your friends
6. Non-Virgins
7. Not-Easy
8. Expectant
9. no comment (good luck getting it up again)
10. Particular about our identity and your (in)ability to remember it...

:You guys can't seem to get enough of us...

I guess next time you're looking for some good head, I'll bring you a pint of your favorite lager and you two can raise a little hell!

~lucky (posting top ten on fridge and getting him to throw his signature on it, if he agrees...bet you anything it won't happen)

 

[BlackSnake]

So what you're saying is you're too:

1. Sensitive
2. Discriminating
3. Needy
4. Wishful
5. Sharing
6. Ridiculous
7. Lazy
8. Limp
9. Greedy
10. Forgetful

:to handle a real woman? Just wondering...but even with us being:

1. Icy
2. Some giving bad head
3. Loyal
4. Possessive
5. Repulsed by your friends
6. Non-Virgins
7. Not-Easy
8. Expectant
9. no comment (good luck getting it up again)
10. Particular about our identity and your (in)ability to remember it...

:You guys can't seem to get enough of us...

I guess next time you're looking for some good head, I'll bring you a pint of your favorite lager and you two can raise a little hell!

~lucky (posting top ten on fridge and getting him to throw his signature on it, if he agrees...bet you anything it won't happen)

For me, women are the only reason I get in and out of bed. So when one is one way I find one that is both 3 and 6.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

For me, women are the only reason I get in and out of bed. So when one is one way I find one that is both 3 and 6.

Glad to know not all men think beer is better than women. Sure there are times it might seem so, but I pity the fool (Mr. T) who thinks this way all the time. No wonder you have such hard luck with the ladies.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

I don't have a hard time with the ladies.....

In fact I own a couple of them.


Don't get in an uproar I'm just kidding.

Jmt

 

[BlackSnake]

Glad to know not all men think beer is better than women. Sure there are times it might seem so, but I pity the fool (Mr. T) who thinks this way all the time. No wonder you have such hard luck with the ladies.

~lucky

To me its all apart of the game. I don't have to win all the time. If they are pissed at the world in general and I just happen to be the fool with the bullseye on my forehead. Its no big deal. I don't respond with anything short of a warm smile. It doesn't hurt to be nice ever. Attitudes don't hurt.

 

[LorriLove]

hiya

i think a lot of men prefer beer, they never seem capable of a hard on with a woman after a couple of pints

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I don't have a hard time with the ladies.....

In fact I own a couple of them.


Don't get in an uproar I'm just kidding.

Jmt

An uproar? Please...I was joking along with you only on the other side of the coin. You don't think we (women) could say the same types of things about shopping or chocolate?

I just felt like refuting it because, unfortunately I have two girlfriends whose SO's think this way to a T and it's really quite pathetic. I get a kick out of it, though. Don't get me wrong.

~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: hiya

i think a lot of men prefer beer, they never seem capable of a hard on with a woman after a couple of pints

You said it. And the embarassment the next morning is priceless. And boy are they ready to prove themselves then?

~lucky

 

[LorriLove]

Re: Re: hiya

You said it. And the embarassment the next morning is priceless. And boy are they ready to prove themselves then?

~lucky

yep they certainly try honey most fail though

 

[Guest]

MMMmmmm,

I must be different when I get "Whiskey Dick" I can go all night, just takes forever to get off.


Jmt

 

[LorriLove]

giggle

MMMmmmm,

I must be different when I get "Whiskey Dick" I can go all night, just takes forever to get off.


Jmt

ok whiskey dick, i'm on my way round to your's, hope you've had a good skinfull of booze, i'm hot tonight

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: giggle

ok whiskey dick, i'm on my way round to your's, hope you've had a good skinfull of booze, i'm hot tonight

LOL!! WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

LorriLove, if it's not all that, swing 'round my way and I'll help you out with whatever ails you.

~lucky (loving Lorri's style)

 

[Guest]

I'm working on a 12 pack right now LorriLove,

so if you don't mind "doing it" all night come on down baby.



P.S. Bring Lucky with you.

 

[BlackSnake]

Re: hiya

i think a lot of men prefer beer, they never seem capable of a hard on with a woman after a couple of pints

That's what I need to keep me standing since all the blood rushes to one part of my body.

 

[CharleyH]

Hm didn't read rst of posts J - mt, yet thinking, so thinking right off bat the reason you can't get laid.

SIZZLE, finger in air and smiling.

Top Ten Reasons Why
Beer is Better Than Women


1. The colder a beer is, the better it is.

2. A good beer always has good head.

3. A beer doesn't care if you go out and have another beer.

4. You can have several beers at one time.

5. If one of your friends has some of your beer, it doesn't make you jealous.

6. When you pop open a beer, you can always be sure that you were the first one.

7. You can always go into a bar and pick up a beer.

8. If you pick up a beer, but you are too drunk to do anything with it, it is no big deal.

9. If you have a beer, you feel like having another beer right away.

10. You don't have to wake up the next morning and ask a beer "What's your name??"


Jmt

 

[LorriLove]

ok love

I'm working on a 12 pack right now LorriLove,

so if you don't mind "doing it" all night come on down baby.



P.S. Bring Lucky with you.

hope you've done that 12 pack by now big boy, lucky and me are on our way and i hope you aint all mouth and trousers or do i have to invite blacksnake as well to help out

 

[Guest]

Hm didn't read rst of posts J - mt, yet thinking, so thinking right off bat the reason you can't get laid.



Actually I get laid so much its gets boring, you have any ideas for something new?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Actually I get laid so much its gets boring, you have any ideas for something new?

Yup, Lorri, he's good and pissed...bragging about being oversexed is the first sure sign. Why don't we skip his place and go to the pool hall...get a little bent over instruction on how to play...

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Ok, if thats how you want to play it.

Go to the pool hall and play with those fake balls.

 

[LorriLove]

giggle

Ok, if thats how you want to play it.

Go to the pool hall and play with those fake balls.

honey i like playing with any kind of balls, i'm pretty mean at stroking the stick thingy as well, (i'm a fucking tart, i don't know what it's called, well i do but i'm not sure of the spelling).

ok lucky hun, lets go play with some artificial balls and poles

you can still join us j

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: giggle

honey i like playing with any kind of balls, i'm pretty mean at stroking the stick thingy as well, (i'm a fucking tart, i don't know what it's called, well i do but i'm not sure of the spelling).

ok lucky hun, lets go play with some artificial balls and poles

you can still join us j

right behind you, sweet cheeks...but I'll not be playing with fake balls...they're simply not my cup of tea. gives the boys a reason to bend me over a table, though so why the hell not?

~lucky

 

[LorriLove]

Re: Re: giggle

right behind you, sweet cheeks...but I'll not be playing with fake balls...they're simply not my cup of tea. gives the boys a reason to bend me over a table, though so why the hell not?

~lucky

now that sounds like fun, i aint been done over a table for ages, like how many guys honey, i told you i'm hot, hope there's enough for you as well

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: giggle

now that sounds like fun, i aint been done over a table for ages, like how many guys honey, i told you i'm hot, hope there's enough for you as well

LOL!! Don't let me get in your way...sounds like you're ready to burst into flames at any given moment. Pool halls around here are normally filled with hot guys so that shouldn't be a problem.

~lucky

 

[LorriLove]

Re: Re: Re: Re: giggle

LOL!! Don't let me get in your way...sounds like you're ready to burst into flames at any given moment. Pool halls around here are normally filled with hot guys so that shouldn't be a problem.

~lucky

wow!!!!!!!!! i quite like the idea of being filled with hot guys