"...beaver Dennis Messner"

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never fails to crack me up. Even when he's a rerun, as in The Onion's "obligatory Green issue."

http://www.theonion.com/content/index

A highlight of the Green Issue:

VIDEO: President Bush tours America to survey damage caused by his disastrous presidency

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/bush_tours_america_to_survey

 

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Video: "Entertainment scientists warn Mily Cyrus will be depleted by 2013"

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/entertainment_scientists_warn