Be MY Slave

[BiBunny]

I approve of MY new title. In the future, you may refer to ME as either.

You may also notice that it is now MY user title. THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY, unfortunately, didn't fit.

Now that I am back at MY house, who has their oranges ready?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Comes in.

Has a seat in a chair, just to the left of BB's entrance to her magnificent cyber love shack.

Speaks.

It ain't that I wanna offer up myself for submission. First, Ima mothafucking Top (ok, also a bit of a masochist~ but really~ who isn't?) and second, well I refuse to use all bold font to speak her name.

Fuck it, I am old and lazy...and my knees hurt...and my girl might get jealous.

So what I wanna know is, how the hell did she get so friggin cool while I was off slutting around on the SRP (and GB and GLBT) forums?

Waits for some word.

Is STILL waiting for a word concerning the bold statement...cuz I think BB should explain how it happened so that I may use her lessons for my own personal springboard into greatness.

*peels an orange*

 

[BiBunny]

Is STILL waiting for a word concerning the bold statement...cuz I think BB should explain how it happened so that I may use her lessons for my own personal springboard into greatness.

*peels an orange*

It's the ears, mostly.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY MARQUIS DE BUNNEE has soft and fluffy ears... the very thought of stroking such delightful ears makes me quiver inside with excitement.

Oh, GREAT AND ALMIGHTY MARQUIS DE BUNNEE! Please accept this bowl of oranges from this insignificant speck on earth!!!

*offers and quavers in the presence of THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY MARQUIS DE BUNNEE*

 

[graceanne]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_j7mEAGH7a...g/__3mXyuWflY/s1600/1904683595_94358bf3db.jpg

 

[bhndblueyes88]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_j7mEAGH7a...g/__3mXyuWflY/s1600/1904683595_94358bf3db.jpg

bahahaha! I love it!

 

[BiBunny]

THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY MARQUIS DE BUNNEE has soft and fluffy ears... the very thought of stroking such delightful ears makes me quiver inside with excitement.

Oh, GREAT AND ALMIGHTY MARQUIS DE BUNNEE! Please accept this bowl of oranges from this insignificant speck on earth!!!

*offers and quavers in the presence of THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY MARQUIS DE BUNNEE*

Thank you for the oranges, O devoted devotee. You will be allowed the privilege of stroking MY...*ahem*...ears.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_j7mEAGH7a...g/__3mXyuWflY/s1600/1904683595_94358bf3db.jpg

We are amused.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

It's the ears, mostly.

Nods regally and slips from her spot by the entrance to BB's cyber love shack.


That won't work for me. All I have is a fat ass.

Wolves don't have cute ears.

Leaves behind an orange, a nectarine, a lemon...and some milk.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Thank you for the oranges, O devoted devotee. You will be allowed the privilege of stroking MY...*ahem*...ears..

*happy giggles* *gingerly strokes the fluffy ears* he he he he he he he he

 

[Lord_Steve]

as Helen walked the wastes of Troy to find
proud Menelaus to return and delight
again the stark halls of Sparta so I
the once-proud supplicant show my fierce eyes
the dire Stygian depths of submission.​

an offering of truly awful heroic couplets for my new Mistress. i literally deserve to be beaten for this shit.

 

[Chaingun]

We are amused.

I know I speak for the rest of your loyal and humble subs when I say, we are extremely happy to have amused you.

Yay us!

 

[Lord_Steve]

as Helen walked the wastes of Troy to find
proud Menelaus to return and delight
again the stark halls of Sparta so I
the once-proud supplicant show my fierce eyes
the dire Stygian depths of submission.​

an offering of truly awful heroic couplets for my new Mistress. i literally deserve to be beaten for this shit.

hey guys i was so drunk last night i rhymed "find" and "delight"

welp

 

[notalwaysweak]

*runs in late to the thread*

*stares at line of subbies ahead of her*

*sighs and stands at the back of the line. This is gonna be one of those things where I'm only admitted if I stand on your porch for three days like in Fight Club, isn't it?*

 

[nolimitsChrissy]

*runs in late to the thread*

*stares at line of subbies ahead of her*

*sighs and stands at the back of the line. This is gonna be one of those things where I'm only admitted if I stand on your porch for three days like in Fight Club, isn't it?*

There is a line here? Damn! Can I cut line? Bribe all of you I'm front of me?

 

[BiTodd]

Maybe i am too worthy......

 

[StrayKat]

*snorts*
Priceless.
I think the peeled oranges did it for me...

 

[Sir_Winston54]

:: Tears streaming ::

I love Teh Bunneh more than ever.

:: Choking with hilarity ::

 

[ogre1244]

Thank you for the oranges

What type of oranges do you want them to get naval, mandarin, canned?