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Hey! What gives! THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY chick is gettin' all the hot sluts. It ain't fair. :mad:
 
i just... i don't know what i've done wrong. :(

The GREAT AND MIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY hasn't spoken to me in like... 15 hours.

i've tried to stay loyal. i've tried to be the perfect sumbissive. Maybe it's because i was capitalizing myself when i typed "i'? Do y'all think that's it? Or should i start talking about myself without using an "i"?

The GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY is my everything. i thought of her constantly while using my pink Hello Kitty vibe and licking the sides of the Quaker Oats box this morning. i skipped lunch because the GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY wasn't there to tell me what to eat.

i feel lightheaded... maybe i should go lick the Quaker Oats box some more, and the GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY will feel my submission and come back to me.

:(
 
i just... i don't know what i've done wrong. :(

The GREAT AND MIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY hasn't spoken to me in like... 15 hours.

i've tried to stay loyal. i've tried to be the perfect sumbissive. Maybe it's because i was capitalizing myself when i typed "i'? Do y'all think that's it? Or should i start talking about myself without using an "i"?

The GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY is my everything. i thought of her constantly while using my pink Hello Kitty vibe and licking the sides of the Quaker Oats box this morning. i skipped lunch because the GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY wasn't there to tell me what to eat.

i feel lightheaded... maybe i should go lick the Quaker Oats box some more, and the GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY will feel my submission and come back to me.

:(

methinks one must never use the dreaded 'i' if one wishes to serve the ALMIGHTY AND POWERFUL PRINCESS BUNNY...but...that is just this humble blonde slut's uninformed opinion...
 
methinks one must never use the dreaded 'i' if one wishes to serve the ALMIGHTY AND POWERFUL PRINCESS BUNNY...but...that is just this humble blonde slut's uninformed opinion...
It's also just a little bit clingy, if you ask me. I really don't see the infatuation, myself. I must be missing something. :rolleyes:
 
Do not worry, my pets. THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY has merely been out overindulging in carbohydrates. All will be well again when I wake up.
 
It's also just a little bit clingy, if you ask me. I really don't see the infatuation, myself. I must be missing something. :rolleyes:

Is it wrong that I read " Your Sexual Tomato" in your profile????
 
Do not worry, my pets. THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY has merely been out overindulging in carbohydrates. All will be well again when I wake up.

OMG GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY, you are here!!!! This girl was so worried! This girl thought you'd lost interest, and chosen one of your other, more worthy submissives! This girl now knows, she never should have doubted you, for your are THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY, THE ONE TRUE MISTRESS of us all!

This unworthy submissive apologizes for doubting your devotion. She volunteers for extra harsh punishment (an hour with the Hello Kitty vibe + self-administered hairbrush spankings + clothespins + more licking of the Quaker Oats box) as penance for her hours of doubt.

*bows, crawling away from your MAGNIFICENT PRESENCE*
 
*sobs* this girl STILL does not know how to bold or increase font size in these forums. this girl is just a useless blonde slut that will never be worthy of serving THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY....
 
Oh Great and Almighty Princess Bunny... may I also serve you as well? I would happily take a number and wait patiently in line with all your other obedient worshipers.

(and I hear wajalover is going out for pizza!)
 
*waits at the edge of GREAT AND ALMIGHTY MISTRESS PRINCESS BUNNYS's bedside for her to awaken from her food coma*

O_O

Patience....GREAT AND ALMIGHTY MISTRESS PRINCESS BUNNYwill waken on the morrow.... Then this unworthy one... might see... what pleases her....

i can't sleep...until THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY MISTRESS PRINCESS BUNNY releases me to do so...what if SHE needs me???
 
This thread is awesome. And I can't think of anything more original to say, but I just wanted y'all to know that even if the troll doesn't come back to play with me, this thread is great for cheering people up. :D
 
This thread is awesome. And I can't think of anything more original to say, but I just wanted y'all to know that even if the troll doesn't come back to play with me, this thread is great for cheering people up. :D
It's kinda loud, though. I swear, you can hear some posts all the way from the "How To" forum.
 
Nawtie BiBunny are you taking the piss out of anothers thread here? lol lol lol
 
Do not worry, my pets. THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY has merely been out overindulging in carbohydrates. All will be well again when I wake up.

I hate to disappoint everyone, but this is just a ruse. It's all over the rest of the Intertubes that Princess Bunny has run off to northern Idaho with SinPain.
 
I hate to disappoint everyone, but this is just a ruse. It's all over the rest of the Intertubes that Princess Bunny has run off to northern Idaho with SinPain.

Wait... WHAT?

my heart is breaking. i don't know what to do.

Part of me believes that if i was a good enough submissive, it shouldn't matter. It shouldn't matter that the GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY is.. is...

*gulp*

... doing... that.

With SinPain.

After all, the only thing that matters is that the GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY is happy. That should be enough, right? All a real submissive needs to be happy and loyal and true, is the happiness of their dominate... right?

But the other part of me - the vanilla part - feels this is not okay and wants release, even though that means i'm not a real submissive. :(

Is it okay to beg release, or is that the dominate's decision? What if the GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY says no?

Regardless, i shall never submit again. My submissive-heart will belong to the GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY, forever. No other dominate will ever live up to the 24 hours of bliss she offered me... not counting the 22 hours or so during which i was cast aside and ignored, in favor of sleep and holiday foods. That part sucked.

As part of my healing process, i will use our Quaker Oats container as a shadowbox, and create a diorama to commemorate our time together. It will have the sparkly pink Hello Kitty vibe, and print outs of our PM/IM/email-sex, and a little vial of tears... the tears she stole from the very depths of my soul.

*runs away bawling*
 
Comes in.

Has a seat in a chair, just to the left of BB's entrance to her magnificent cyber love shack.

Speaks.


It ain't that I wanna offer up myself for submission. First, Ima mothafucking Top (ok, also a bit of a masochist~ but really~ who isn't?) and second, well I refuse to use all bold font to speak her name.

Fuck it, I am old and lazy...and my knees hurt...and my girl might get jealous.

So what I wanna know is, how the hell did she get so friggin cool while I was off slutting around on the SRP (and GB and GLBT) forums?

Waits for some word.
 
Wait... WHAT?

my heart is breaking. i don't know what to do.

Part of me believes that if i was a good enough submissive, it shouldn't matter. It shouldn't matter that the GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY is.. is...

*gulp*

... doing... that.

With SinPain.

After all, the only thing that matters is that the GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY is happy. That should be enough, right? All a real submissive needs to be happy and loyal and true, is the happiness of their dominate... right?

But the other part of me - the vanilla part - feels this is not okay and wants release, even though that means i'm not a real submissive. :(

Is it okay to beg release, or is that the dominate's decision? What if the GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY says no?

Regardless, i shall never submit again. My submissive-heart will belong to the GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY, forever. No other dominate will ever live up to the 24 hours of bliss she offered me... not counting the 22 hours or so during which i was cast aside and ignored, in favor of sleep and holiday foods. That part sucked.

As part of my healing process, i will use our Quaker Oats container as a shadowbox, and create a diorama to commemorate our time together. It will have the sparkly pink Hello Kitty vibe, and print outs of our PM/IM/email-sex, and a little vial of tears... the tears she stole from the very depths of my soul.

*runs away bawling*

Okay I can't keep up with this :p *bows to the Subbiest of the Subby Shrubbery* you are unsurmoutable, madam.

(I made sure to make that nice and small for you so you didn't fell like your title was too big for you ;) )
 
oh no, this girl is soooo confused. she went and worked all day and brought all her earnings with her so she could hire someone to teach her the ways of pleasing THE ALMIGHTY AND DIVINE PRINCESS BUNNY, only to learn she has joined the cult of SINPAIN. *sobs*
 
The rumors of THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY PRINCESS BUNNY defecting to the T-Pain...err, sinpain...camp are greatly exaggerated.

Fear not, dear ones. I am and always will be A TRUE DOMINATE!

Have I handed out the collars lately? I forget. Perhaps I'll delegate that task to cutiemouse instead....
 
this ripped + hung boyslut would be inconceivably honored to be eviscerated by the Marquess de Bunny and have his every internal organ brutally violated.

you know

if you want. is that how this works? this lowly meat-toy is new at this whole "submission" dealio
 
this ripped + hung boyslut would be inconceivably honored to be eviscerated by the Marquess de Bunny and have his every internal organ brutally violated.

you know

if you want. is that how this works? this lowly meat-toy is new at this whole "submission" dealio

Marquis de Bunnee rhymes. We should call her that ^_^
 
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