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Mischka said:
This is why I spell out InternationalFunboy instead of IFB, so you can find your name when I mention you.



I've searched for my name, just in case someone has said something that may require my response. After noticing my name is often misspelled, I once searched for variations - Mishka, Mishcka - and threads I'd never seen before popped up. It was like finding five bucks in a pants pocket.
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It's smart, forward thinking like this that will earn you a place on my staff.

Oh and on an unrelated note, you do look like Katharine McPhee. I never even saw that booty pic you put up. I'm doomed to be johnny-nowhere-near-the-fucking-spot as it pertains to Mischka and Laurel flesh offerings, each brought into the world with an expiration date that I can't reckon with. But in my mind's eye I'm certain you are much to behold when you get your kit off.

On the PM topic I would feel a great sense of guilt for not answering a personal message that someone took time to put together and send. I don't think I've ever left anyone hanging from the PM vine even in the deepest darkest corners of the Fungle. Now I'm not naive about a woman's experience online. I'm certain an attractive love nymph like LTR has to suffer throngs of unimaginative horny hump monsters with delusions of Pimpdom. On the scale of rank, desperate internet poon raker rates even far below desperate party poon raker. But I'd think one would at least look in once in a while to find the cherry on top.

Looking back on the original question...I think I'm guilty of creating stuff to get mentioned too. I don't make an alt and create threads about how awe-inspiring I am, but yeah...I'm talking aloud in this big room full of people because I'm hoping someone will talk back.
 
Totally! It's not that exciting. I just did one and it was just a bunch of insults from Indie. Maybe I should demand that people only talk about me in the third person to spice things up a little.
 
Phelia said:
Totally! It's not that exciting. I just did one and it was just a bunch of insults from Indie. Maybe I should demand that people only talk about me in the third person to spice things up a little.
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You're so vain, you thought those insults were about you.

:rolleyes:
 
I use search almost entirely to find threads I want to check, and sometimes I'll check gravyrug to find them. Other than that, no. The folks who need to find me can use alternate means of communication.
 
Recidiva said:
I do, usually a few times a day.

I'm interested in someone talking to or about me. I was surprised that it was called a vanity search because I thought it's just like picking up mail that's addressed to you.

I don't write my name and then search for it. That would be vain.
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sort of this - though maybe only once a week, if that, just to make sure i've not missed people replying to me. i don't like being rude.

gravyrug said:
I use search almost entirely to find threads I want to check, and sometimes I'll check gravyrug to find them. Other than that, no. The folks who need to find me can use alternate means of communication.
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and a little bit of this
 
Pfft, half the people that talk about me are on nuke ignore, so why bother looking?
 
I do not vanity search within Literotica, but I do Google search my full name every six months or so. My last name is unusual enough that I do not have to wade through a bunch of irrelevant "hits."

I do it simply to see what the internet is reporting on me, if anything. What transactions or interactions have migrated into the public domain that might surprise or concern me, and have they changed over time?
 
Colonel Hogan said:
I do not vanity search within Literotica, but I do Google search my full name every six months or so. My last name is unusual enough that I do not have to wade through a bunch of irrelevant "hits."

I do it simply to see what the internet is reporting on me, if anything. What transactions or interactions have migrated into the public domain that might surprise or concern me, and have they changed over time?
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I have googled myself and come up with nothing.
Apparently I don't exist in the online world!
 
lovetoread said:
Do you do a vanity search on your username?

I don't, never did, but then again, I don't go into my pm's either, cause I'm lazy.

I'm also bad at going back into threads, which means I miss a lot of replies to me.

But if you do vanity search and nothing comes up, do you create stuff so your name does get talked about?
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Vanity search?
 
Sasha_Lyazzat said:
Vanity search?
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You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarflette was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and...

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? don't you?

You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? don't you? don't you?

I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? don't you?

Well I hear you went up to Saratoga and your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear Jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and...

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? don't you? don't you?

Songwriters
C SIMON

Read more: Carly Simon - You're So Vain Lyrics | MetroLyrics
 
Colonel Hogan said:
I do not vanity search within Literotica, but I do Google search my full name every six months or so. My last name is unusual enough that I do not have to wade through a bunch of irrelevant "hits."

I do it simply to see what the internet is reporting on me, if anything. What transactions or interactions have migrated into the public domain that might surprise or concern me, and have they changed over time?
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I've my names (three marriages, four names) enough to know that all four sets of names have famous people that make me completely obscured.
 
I do one once a year, or so. Just for the heck of it. I always find stuff that gives me warm fuzzies. I just did one and it didn't disappoint.
 
No, no one talks about me. Well, not until lately.
 
Killswitch said:
Why am I not believing half the people in this thread.

And to the OP.

Not reading or not responding to PM's is plain ass rude.

You seriously don't read or reply to PM's?
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I read yours, cause I happened to see it.

What sort of response did you expect?

And also, 99% of my pms are offers of cyber, which I don't believe one needs to respond to.
 
lovetoread said:
I read yours, cause I happened to see it.

What sort of response did you expect?

And also, 99% of my pms are offers of cyber, which I don't believe one needs to respond to.
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To be fair, I offered large sums of money.
 
lovetoread said:
I read yours, cause I happened to see it.

What sort of response did you expect?

And also, 99% of my pms are offers of cyber, which I don't believe one needs to respond to.
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I ignore most of them.

Every now and then if someone asks me what I want them to do with their cock, I recommend that they slam it in a door and provide pictures.

That usually ends it, though when someone keeps on playing and suggesting more things after that, it's usually fun.
 
Recidiva said:
I've my names (three marriages, four names) enough to know that all four sets of names have famous people that make me completely obscured.
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Crosby, Stills, Nash and one other one I can't seem to recall, right?
 
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