Be Cool

[Shankara20]

beat her of course
*smiles sweetly*

oh my - you are melting my heart, come over here and let me hug my sweet girl

*hug hug hug*

did I make to think you were going to be punished?

how could I ever do something like that to such a sweet girl like you?




(was that a bit over the top?)

 

[Kajira Callista]

oh my - you are melting my heart, come over here and let me hug my sweet girl

*hug hug hug*

did I make to think you were going to be punished?

how could I ever do something like that to such a sweet girl like you?




(was that a bit over the top?)

*sigh*

 

[DVS]

Oh I could never do that. She is such a sweet girl....


thanks hee hee

Um...I could be your proxy.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Um...I could be your proxy.

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[SpectreT]

I can't remember, but now I get to go watch it! YAY I think hoodlums were mentioned in "Officer Krupke", though.

"Hey! I'm depraved on accounta I'm deprived!"

I didn't see any hoodlums or hooligans mentioned here...

West Side Story - Gee, Officer Krupke! Lyrics

ACTION
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
You gotta
understand,
It's just our bringin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,

Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly
we're punks!

ACTION AND JETS
Gee, Officer
Krupke, we're very upset;
We never had the love that
ev'ry child oughta get.
We ain't no delinquents,

We're misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there
is good!

ACTION
There is good!

ALL

There is good, there is good,
There is untapped
good!
Like inside, the worst of us is good!

SNOWBOY: (Spoken) That's a touchin' good story.

ACTION: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!

SNOWBOY: Just tell it to the judge.

ACTION
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor,
My parents treat me
rough.
With all their marijuana,
They won't
give me a puff.
They didn't wanna have me,
But
somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards! That's why
I'm so bad!

DIESEL: (As Judge) Right!

Officer Krupke, you're really a square;
This boy
don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care!
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed.
He's psychologic'ly disturbed!

ACTION

I'm disturbed!

JETS
We're
disturbed, we're disturbed,
We're the most
disturbed,
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed.


DIESEL: (Spoken, as Judge) In the opinion on this
court,
this child is depraved on account he ain't had
a normal home.

ACTION: (Spoken) Hey, I'm
depraved on account I'm deprived.

DIESEL: So
take him to a headshrinker.

ACTION (Sings)
My
father is a bastard,
My ma's an S.O.B.
My
grandpa's always plastered,
My grandma pushes tea.

My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a
dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!


A-RAB: (As Psychiatrist) Yes!
Officer Krupke,
you're really a slob.
This boy don't need a
doctor, just a good honest job.
Society's played him
a terrible trick,
And sociologic'ly he's sick!


ACTION
I am sick!

ALL
We are
sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like
we're sociologically sick!

A-RAB: In my
opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at
all.
Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!

ACTION: Hey, I got a social disease!

A-RAB:
So take him to a social worker!

ACTION
Dear
kindly social worker,
They say go earn a buck.
Like
be a soda jerker,
Which means like be a schumck.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only
anti-work.
Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk!

BABY JOHN: (As Female Social Worker)
Eek!
Officer Krupke, you've done it again.
This boy
don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen.
It
ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down
inside him, he's no good!

ACTION
I'm
no good!

ALL
We're no good, we're no
good!
We're no earthly good,
Like the best of
us is no damn good!

DIESEL (As Judge)
The
trouble is he's crazy.

A-RAB (As Psychiatrist)

The trouble is he drinks.

BABY JOHN (As Female
Social Worker)
The trouble is he's lazy.

DIESEL
The trouble is he stinks.

A-RAB
The trouble is he's growing.

BABY JOHN
The trouble is he's grown.

ALL
Krupke,
we got troubles of our own!

Gee, Officer Krupke,
We're down on our knees,
'Cause no one wants a
fellow with a social disease.
Gee, Officer Krupke,
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke,
Krup
you!

 

[Shankara20]

I didn't see any hoodlums or hooligans mentioned here...

ACTION
I swear the next creep who calls me hoodlum...

ICE
You'll laugh. Yeah, now you all better dig this and dit it good. No matter who or what is eatin' at you, man you show it and you are dead. You are cuttin' a hole in yourselves for them to stick in a red hot umbrella and open it. Wide. You wanna live in this lousy world? You play it cool.

ACTION
I wanna get even!

ICE
Get cool!

A-RAB
I wanna bust!

ICE
Bust cool!

ACTION
I wanna go!

ICE (sings)
Go cool!
Boy, boy, crazy boy
Get cool, boy
Got a rocket in your pocket
Keep cooly cool boy
Don't get hot
'Cause man you got
Some high times ahead
Take it slow
And Daddy-o
You can live it up and die in bed
Boy, boy, crazy boy
Stay loose, boy
Breeze it
Buzz it
Easy does it
Turn off the juice, boy
Go man, go
But not like a yo-yo school boy
Just play it cool, boy
Real cool
Boy, boy, crazy boy
Stay loose, boy
Breeze it
Buzz it
Easy does it
Turn off the juice, boy
Just play it cool, boy
Real cool



.

 

[Ebonyfire]

ACTION
I swear the next creep who calls me hoodlum...

ICE
You'll laugh. Yeah, now you all better dig this and dit it good. No matter who or what is eatin' at you, man you show it and you are dead. You are cuttin' a hole in yourselves for them to stick in a red hot umbrella and open it. Wide. You wanna live in this lousy world? You play it cool.

ACTION
I wanna get even!

ICE
Get cool!

A-RAB
I wanna bust!

ICE
Bust cool!

ACTION
I wanna go!

ICE (sings)
Go cool!
Boy, boy, crazy boy
Get cool, boy
Got a rocket in your pocket
Keep cooly cool boy
Don't get hot
'Cause man you got
Some high times ahead
Take it slow
And Daddy-o
You can live it up and die in bed
Boy, boy, crazy boy
Stay loose, boy
Breeze it
Buzz it
Easy does it
Turn off the juice, boy
Go man, go
But not like a yo-yo school boy
Just play it cool, boy
Real cool
Boy, boy, crazy boy
Stay loose, boy
Breeze it
Buzz it
Easy does it
Turn off the juice, boy
Just play it cool, boy
Real cool


.

I am only interested in the rocket in your pocket.

Or are you glad to see me?

 

[Shankara20]

I am only interested in the rocket in your pocket.

Or are you glad to see me?

cool babe cool

 

[snowy ciara]

It appears to be a rather nice rocket.... real cool....

 

[Shankara20]

It appears to be a rather nice rocket.... real cool....

chill like - chill

 

[Ebonyfire]

chill like - chill

I chillin...Too tired to do anything else.

 

[snowy ciara]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you a hoodlum earlier, but you know, hoodlums are kinda nice.

 

[Shankara20]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you a hoodlum earlier, but you know, hoodlums are kinda nice.

I'm, like, cool with that.

 

[graceanne]

i can read those invisible words ya know.

What invisible words? *bats eyes innocently*

 

[snowy ciara]

This guy knows how to keep cool! Click for excessive cuteness!

 

[Ebonyfire]

It is a cool 64 degrees. I am in heaven...

 

[snowy ciara]

Last night it was down to 79 here. And it was rainy, too.

 

[Shankara20]

What invisible words? *bats eyes innocently*

I do "panties"

I do "dress"


I just can not do "*bats eyes innocently*"



do you think it is the Dom in me that gets in the way?

 

[Ebonyfire]

I do "panties"

You do that voodoo [in panties] that you do so well...

 

[graceanne]

I do "panties"

I do "dress"


I just can not do "*bats eyes innocently*"



do you think it is the Dom in me that gets in the way?

Maybe. Could be the man in you, too. I don't recall any guys on this board ever "batting their eyes innocently*.

 

[Shankara20]

Maybe. Could be the man in you, too. I don't recall any guys on this board ever "batting their eyes innocently*.

oh - yah - good point, I forgot about that part...

hee hee

 

[Ebonyfire]

oh - yah - good point, I forgot about that part...

hee hee

Shanky has a man in him? Right now, in front of God and everybody? When did that happen?

LOL

 

[Shankara20]

Shanky has a man in him? Right now, in front of God and everybody? When did that happen?

LOL

Oh how I would just love to have a man in me right now - in front of god and everybody! *sigh* When will that happen? *sigh*

 

[Ebonyfire]

Oh how I would just love to have a man in me right now - in front of god and everybody! *sigh* When will that happen? *sigh*

Get out there and hunt him down! I had a wonderful afternoon with slave. The afternoon and evening went too fast. Now it is back to business as usual... Work, work, work!!!

 

[bronntanas]

Maybe. Could be the man in you, too. I don't recall any guys on this board ever "batting their eyes innocently*.

Ahem! I don't do the eyebatting thing, but I have managed "looking innocent" better than you, CookieMonster.