Bondagebunni
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Aeroil said:
You are a source of endless amusement to me. aww, isn't he cute *cheek pinching*
I have nothing useful to add.
/derail
BDSM Jokes
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You are a source of endless amusement to me. aww, isn't he cute *cheek pinching*
I have nothing useful to add.
/derail
sphynx's dragon
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Killishandra said:I was so embarrassed when I was 17 and my boyfriend at the time insisted upon eating me out during that time of the month. *!* He thought it was fun when I got shy! I don't care if neither of my lovers wanted to do that to me, I'm much more interested in being on the other end. I would love to go down on my girlfriend while she's on. Lick her to ecstasy, then fingerpaint naughty hieroglyphs on her stomach. I'm not sure she'd be down for it, which is alright, but I'm a freaky bitch and I would be.
Mwa ha ha!
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Aeroil said:
That's why you're so cute!
sphynx's dragon
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Aeroil said:
I do..and She agrees!
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Aeroil said:
<watches all and sundry with a rather toothy grin>
Me? Sneaky? Never!
Aeroil said:
Not quite...unless She tells me otherwise...so more like bi neutral I guess.
sphynx's dragon
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Aeroil said:
Ah yes, She has mentioned this...She has decided since you're always saying you need one than She should be helpful and make sure you get them!
So I don't have to turn Her in this direction...She's already looking! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Lol, I know how to handle myself just fine Marquis, I'm not afraid of themMarquis said:Careful now Aeroil.
Teal may be the head of that relationship, but I'm pretty sure Draggie is the neck. Let's hope he doesn't turn the head in your direction.
They're still in Hawaii right?
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lol..... I also say that I often need a domme to fuck me with a strapon, don't see her volunteering for that......sphynx's dragon said:Ah yes, She has mentioned this...She has decided since you're always saying you need one than She should be helpful and make sure you get them!
...... that's not gonna work is it?
tealsphynx
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I don't volunteer. If you want it you have to ask for it and then, maybe even beg for it. Then I'll make you tell me how you want it and I'll taese you with the idea for a while, and when you least expect it take you fom behind and make you beg me to stop.
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oooh..... as astoundingly tempting as that is, even with me wondering how rough you'd have to be in order to get me to beg you to stop (I like it rough), I somehow doubt this is the appropriate thread for that.....tealsphynx said:
*slips on over to the strapon thread to plan his post*
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A beautiful girl was walking down a country lane when she saw a frog, she leaned down to the frog and said
"Hello little frog"
The frog replied
"Hello beautiful girl, I am not really a frog but a Dom trapped in this body. If you were to kiss my feet by tomorrow I would be your Dom, you could cook for me, serve me, lick me, suck me and obey my every command."
The beautiful girls eyes widened with excitement.
The next day......
"Hello little frog"
The frog replied
"Hello beautiful girl, I am not really a frog but a Dom trapped in this body. If you were to kiss my feet by tomorrow I would be your Dom, you could cook for me, serve me, lick me, suck me and obey my every command."
The beautiful girls eyes widened with excitement.
The next day......
Killishandra
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Not that they are not good jokes, but I'm just noticing that many of the jokes in this thread also circulate as man/woman jokes as well as their application as bdsm jokes.
I even came across a website with "BDSM Blonde" jokes, where all the jokes were simply the well-known blonde jokes but with the acronym "BDSM" added in.
I even came across a website with "BDSM Blonde" jokes, where all the jokes were simply the well-known blonde jokes but with the acronym "BDSM" added in.
arctic-stranger
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This is an old one.
A sadist meets a masochist at a bar. they go back to the masochist's home, where he says, "Beat me!"
The sadist just smiles and says.......
NO!
A sadist meets a masochist at a bar. they go back to the masochist's home, where he says, "Beat me!"
The sadist just smiles and says.......
NO!
