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[dawn_of_night]

Oops. The language my little virgin ears are subjected to. LOL

i'm very sorry sir, please accept my apology.

 

[NGrove1975]

The guy at the bar who pulls out a tiny piano from his jacket and sets it on the bar. Then he pulls out a little man who stands about a foot tall and sets him on the bar. Then he pulls out a tiny stool and puts it on the bar.

The little guy sits on the stool and starts playing beautiful music. Mozart. Chopin. Vivaldi.

The bartender tells the man he'll give him drinks on the house if he'd tell him where he got the little guy. The man agrees.

"One day I was walking on the beach when I found an old lamp buried in the sand. I dug it up. It was covered in sand so I rubbed the sand off. A genie appeared and told me he would grant me one wish.

Wouldn't you know the son-of-a-bitch misunderstood me and thought I asked for a twelve inch pianist!"

 

[NGrove1975]

You're just going to have to make it up to me somehow.

i'm very sorry sir, please accept my apology.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You're just going to have to make it up to me somehow.

how about if i just laugh at your jokes

i'm kidding... .
i like them. they are funny....



so like? what'd you have in mind

 

[NGrove1975]

Let's see. You're on top and underneath me. That's a great start. LOL

 

[dawn_of_night]

Let's see. You're on top and underneath me. That's a great start. LOL

damn, i must be better then i thought....
to be in both places at once....
whoot!

 

[NGrove1975]

And under Val at the same time. I was impressed!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

And under Val at the same time. I was impressed!!

all while you were on top of her

 

[NGrove1975]

You're right. I just noticed. Where the hell was my video camera?

 

[dawn_of_night]

You're right. I just noticed. Where the hell was my video camera?

have you lent it to someone?

 

[NGrove1975]

Nope. Just too slow at the wheel. Guldurnit!!

have you lent it to someone?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Nope. Just too slow at the wheel. Guldurnit!!

maybe if you sweet talk her, she'll let you do it again, and i'll make sure you don't miss out on the video....
i can make a mean video

 

[NGrove1975]

Of that I have no doubt. (Whispering sweet nothings in her rear, I mean ear.)

maybe if you sweet talk her, she'll let you do it again, and i'll make sure you don't miss out on the video....
i can make a mean video

 

[dawn_of_night]

Of that I have no doubt. (Whispering sweet nothings in her rear, I mean ear.)

awwh i didn't get those

jeesh...

 

[NGrove1975]

Do you have Yahoo Messenger? I could whisper them again.

 

[dawn_of_night]

mmm.... good night sir.

 

[NGrove1975]

Good night.

 

[NGrove1975]

Ah well. Alone again blue balls and all.

 

[WyldBreeze]

Have a great day everyone!

 

[drew62]

Good Morning Wyld! ready for more I Spy?

 

[WyldBreeze]

Good Morning Wyld! ready for more I Spy?

Indeed. You're always fun to play with. *giggles*

 

[drew62]

you're gonna make me blush

lol

 

[WyldBreeze]

you're gonna make me blush

lol

Yeah, well welcome to my world. I blush all the time. lol

 

[firstclassmale]

good morning to everyone.its rainy outside but that means just a good time to hang out with some nice bbw's.

 

[drew62]

Yeah, well welcome to my world. I blush all the time. lol

does that mean you blush "everywhere"?