Bathtime

[outsidein]

a wee joke and a pic for you

Love Dress

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work, " the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love Dress? But your naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "My husband loves me to wear this dress, " she explained. "When he sees it, he instantly becomes romantic.

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered and put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress, " she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing, " he said. "What's for dinner?"

His funeral will be held this coming Thursday, closed casket

 

[phoenix_rising]

a wee joke and a pic for you

Love Dress

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work, " the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love Dress? But your naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "My husband loves me to wear this dress, " she explained. "When he sees it, he instantly becomes romantic.

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered and put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress, " she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing, " he said. "What's for dinner?"

His funeral will be held this coming Thursday, closed casket

a case of the iron maiden then!lol

nice wet pic hun need tongue drying?

 

[outsidein]

Merry Christmas everybody

 

[outsidein]

mmmmm if i had you for company skinny dipping may not be so bad...that and the water doesn't look too deep!!!

there is a nice deep pool where the wee burn joins the river, great fun in the summer

 

[ShmokinGun]

Merry Christmas everybody

hey Outsidein,

Thank you for the cheeky pictures and the joke. I just love your sweet wee bum.

Just wanted to wish you a very Merry Christmas sweetie.

Hope Santa is good to you.

Love and hugs


xxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[outsidein]

hey Outsidein,

Thank you for the cheeky pictures and the joke. I just love your sweet wee bum.

Just wanted to wish you a very Merry Christmas sweetie.

Hope Santa is good to you.

Love and hugs


xxxxxxxxxxxx

and to you Beautiful, hope you and yours have a wonderful Christmas

lots of love xxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[goatchick]

shmokin, phoenix, outsidein..........WAIT A DANG MINUTE...........i want in on this..........can we have a group hug? naked? me in the middle????????? just wonderin..........merry christmas y'all.....gc

 

[goatchick]

omg! what on earth was i thinkin???????? fantastic pictures outsidein....almost saw the hair....whew! thats hot.

 

[goatchick]

merry day after christmas outsidein.....i hope you had a fantastic day yesterday and hope to see you soon......here, naked and ready.........

 

[phoenix_rising]

mmmmm would love the chance to run my fingers thru that long hair and then continue the path all over that yummy body...now that would make my xmas hun

 

[goatchick]

mmmmm would love the chance to run my fingers thru that long hair and then continue the path all over that yummy body...now that would make my xmas hun

i am in total agreement with you on this phoenix.....

 

[outsidein]

hope everyone had a great Christmas, and you have all been good, went for a walk on Christmas day and saw this, the most useless bridge in Scotland, you need a boat to get to it by the looks of things, speak soon

 

[goatchick]

hope everyone had a great Christmas, and you have all been good, went for a walk on Christmas day and saw this, the most useless bridge in Scotland, you need a boat to get to it by the looks of things, speak soon

what a great picture outsidein! i love it.....nice to see you back....((((you)))) with, of course, my hands in your hair!

 

[outsidein]

what a great picture outsidein! i love it.....nice to see you back....((((you)))) with, of course, my hands in your hair!

and very nice to be back, though I've only been gone a day or two, been doing the family rounds, getting merry and partying........in fact getting too merry, but what the heck it is Christmas

 

[goatchick]

and very nice to be back, though I've only been gone a day or two, been doing the family rounds, getting merry and partying........in fact getting too merry, but what the heck it is Christmas

i am already very excited to see you AND shmokin back soooooo careful bout the pictures you post.........lovely by the way, just absolutely freakin lovely!

 

[ShmokinGun]

hey you sexy thing!!!!

I love that pic, i like seeing you dripping!!!

xx

 

[goatchick]

hey you sexy thing!!!!

I love that pic, i like seeing you dripping!!!

xx

its just a beautiful thing isn't it shmokin...

 

[ShmokinGun]

its just a beautiful thing isn't it shmokin...

sure is GC, just think what we could get up to with this man??????

mmm i am thinking right now!!!

right i have to go, i will be back love you guys

xx

 

[goatchick]

sure is GC, just think what we could get up to with this man??????

mmm i am thinking right now!!!

right i have to go, i will be back love you guys

xx

been on my mind since i saw y'all back this morning.......whew!

 

[outsidein]

i am already very excited to see you AND shmokin back soooooo careful bout the pictures you post.........lovely by the way, just absolutely freakin lovely!

why thank you lovely lady

 

[outsidein]

hey you sexy thing!!!!

I love that pic, i like seeing you dripping!!!

xx

thanks gorgeous, love to see you dripping too

 

[outsidein]

sure is GC, just think what we could get up to with this man??????

mmm i am thinking right now!!!

right i have to go, i will be back love you guys

xx

been on my mind since i saw y'all back this morning.......whew!

mmmmmm pray do tell.....I'm all ears

 

[phoenix_rising]

hope everyone had a great Christmas, and you have all been good, went for a walk on Christmas day and saw this, the most useless bridge in Scotland, you need a boat to get to it by the looks of things, speak soon

you swim out to it walk across then swim back

 

[outsidein]

you swim out to it walk across then swim back

lol it looked a bit cold to me, I would shrivel up to nothin'

 

[phoenix_rising]

lol it looked a bit cold to me, I would shrivel up to nothin'

just giv eme a shout i have a couple of nice places that would warm you back up in an instant!