Oooh you and that shower! You're never out of it, you must be the cleanest man in ScotlandI suppose it means I'll have to work hard at getting you reallly realllllly dirty
Its fun in my shower
Mmmm I wonder how we could make it even more fun?
Looks like it got a bit steamy in there peachy cheeks xxx
Its fun in my shower
evening hun. how the sexy long haired stud from the hills doing?
Morning sweetie,
Just been catching up with your new pics, you look like a cuddly bear with all that hair!!!! Come here and hug me cause i need some heat!!!!!
I love your wee cheeky bum, look nicer with my lipstick marks on it
Hope you are wrapped up warm again sweetie.
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enjoy your night out gorgeous xxxMorning sexy xx Gonna be pretty busy today so I'm just popping into say hi whilst I have the chance. Hope you have a good day
xxxxxxxxgood morning outsidein...i hope you are having a good day....
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saw this today on a scottish website, thought it was quite funny
How To Shower Like a Man –
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs.
4. Turn on the water, get jet blast in ear.
5. Check for pecs again.
6. Get in the shower.
7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
8. Wash your face (not compulsory).
9. Whistle a few bars of the Irish Spring song.
10. Wash your armpits (not compulsory).
11. Wash your groin area.
12. Wash your behind, with your wife's/girlfriend's loofah.
13. Cough up anything that might be lodged in the back of your throat.
14. Shampoo your hair with the blue bar of deodorant soap (no need for conditioner).
15. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
16. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror.
17. Sample your girlfriend's/wife's Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
18. Pee.
19. Blow your right nostril.
20. Blow your left nostril.
21. Rinse off and get out of the shower.
22. Return to the bedroom wearing a towel, if you pass your girlfriend/wife, flash her.
saw this today on a scottish website, thought it was quite funny
How To Shower Like a Man –
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs.
4. Turn on the water, get jet blast in ear.
5. Check for pecs again.
6. Get in the shower.
7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
8. Wash your face (not compulsory).
9. Whistle a few bars of the Irish Spring song.
10. Wash your armpits (not compulsory).
11. Wash your groin area.
12. Wash your behind, with your wife's/girlfriend's loofah.
13. Cough up anything that might be lodged in the back of your throat.
14. Shampoo your hair with the blue bar of deodorant soap (no need for conditioner).
15. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
16. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror.
17. Sample your girlfriend's/wife's Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
18. Pee.
19. Blow your right nostril.
20. Blow your left nostril.
21. Rinse off and get out of the shower.
22. Return to the bedroom wearing a towel, if you pass your girlfriend/wife, flash her.
Mmmf. You're so delicious, Mrs. S. Thanks.
hello sweet GC, how are you honey, hope all is well with shmokin jnr, you take care gorgeous and speak soon
good morning outsidein, baby shmokin is doing really good...i am looking for her some orange pantythingys to have her picture taken it...i will post a picture of her on shmokins thread this evening i hope...i hope you are having a good day dearest...70 still here, maybe a little colder next week...talk to you soon
oh and its been so chilly here, very frosty I took some pics I may post them later, glad to baby shmokin is doing well, lovely to see ya babes oh how true is that !!!!!!! thanks for making me laugh
LMAO...tooo funny!!!!
some frosty pics from yesterday
some frosty pics from yesterday
Beautiful pics xxx Wish I could come and stay a while it looks gorgeous - you aint so bad either sexy bum
Hope you're well x
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