i love those pictures outsidein...thank you so much for sharing some of your countryside...see you soon...
well, your countryside and your backside!
lol thank you lil missy
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Found these, thought they were quite funny xx
Jokes that only work in Scotland
A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair. "Comfy?"asks the dentist.
"Govan," she replies.
What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor Wullie.
A guy walks into an antiques shop and says: "How much for the set of antlers?"
"Two hundred quid," says the bloke behind the counter.
"That's affa deer," says the guy.
Did you hear about the fella who liked eating bricks and cement? He's awa'noo.
After announcing he's getting married, a boy tells his pal he'll be wearing the kilt. "And what's the tartan?" asks his mate. "Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress," he replies.
What do you call a pigeon that goes to Aviemore for its holidays? A skean dhu.
How many Spanish guys does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.
A man takes a pair of shoes back to the shop and complains that there is a lace missing.
"No," argues the assistant, "look at the label - it says Taiwan ."
What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and an Aberdeen sheep farmer? The Rolling Stones say: "Hey you, get off of my cloud." And an Aberdeen sheep farmer says: "Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe."
What do you call an illegitimate Scottish insect? A wee fly b*****d.
What about the Scotsman who lost his testicles in a motorcycle accident? The surgeon re-attached them with Bostik.
While being interviewed for a job as a bus driver, a guy is asked: "What would you do if you had a rowdy passenger?"
"I'd put him off at the next stop," he says.
"Good. And what would you do if you couldn't get the fare?"
"I'd take the first two weeks in August," he replies.
Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative - "Aye right."
A Glasgow tramp is walking down Argyle Street when he spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car. "What's up, Jimmy?" he asks. "Piston broke," he replies. "Aye, same as masel..."
Jokes that only work in Scotland
A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair. "Comfy?"asks the dentist.
"Govan," she replies.
What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor Wullie.
A guy walks into an antiques shop and says: "How much for the set of antlers?"
"Two hundred quid," says the bloke behind the counter.
"That's affa deer," says the guy.
Did you hear about the fella who liked eating bricks and cement? He's awa'noo.
After announcing he's getting married, a boy tells his pal he'll be wearing the kilt. "And what's the tartan?" asks his mate. "Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress," he replies.
What do you call a pigeon that goes to Aviemore for its holidays? A skean dhu.
How many Spanish guys does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.
A man takes a pair of shoes back to the shop and complains that there is a lace missing.
"No," argues the assistant, "look at the label - it says Taiwan ."
What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and an Aberdeen sheep farmer? The Rolling Stones say: "Hey you, get off of my cloud." And an Aberdeen sheep farmer says: "Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe."
What do you call an illegitimate Scottish insect? A wee fly b*****d.
What about the Scotsman who lost his testicles in a motorcycle accident? The surgeon re-attached them with Bostik.
While being interviewed for a job as a bus driver, a guy is asked: "What would you do if you had a rowdy passenger?"
"I'd put him off at the next stop," he says.
"Good. And what would you do if you couldn't get the fare?"
"I'd take the first two weeks in August," he replies.
Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative - "Aye right."
A Glasgow tramp is walking down Argyle Street when he spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car. "What's up, Jimmy?" he asks. "Piston broke," he replies. "Aye, same as masel..."
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hmm bath pictures. I love baths, but a nice hot shower is better.
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frosty again today, brrrrr
great pictures again outsidein....looks like a day to stay naked under the covers, in the shower, munching in the kitchen, eating in front of a fireplace...any of that.....
great pictures again outsidein....looks like a day to stay naked under the covers, in the shower, munching in the kitchen, eating in front of a fireplace...any of that.....
munching in the kitchen, eating in front of the fireplace, mmmmmm .........and what is on the menu Missy, cause my dirty mind is cooking up all sorts of idea's here
munching in the kitchen, eating in front of the fireplace, mmmmmm .........and what is on the menu Missy, cause my dirty mind is cooking up all sorts of idea's here
let me assure you that whatever your dirty mind is cooking up is gonna have to hurry to keep up with me...i'm already there! the whole long hair thing....dang!!!
let me assure you that whatever your dirty mind is cooking up is gonna have to hurry to keep up with me...i'm already there! the whole long hair thing....dang!!!
lol
.............and how are my favourite breasts todaylol
my nipples are cold and hard...i am pretty sure i need some kind of heat source here, little chilly....
my nipples are cold and hard...i am pretty sure i need some kind of heat source here, little chilly....
very chilly here too, but I'm sure I could rise to the occasion and we could soon get some heat built up
very chilly here too, but I'm sure I could rise to the occasion and we could soon get some heat built up
excellent...working together toward a common goal...outstanding!
excellent...working together toward a common goal...outstanding!
mmmmm, we always get better results when we work together
, your nipples getting any warmer yet mmmmm, we always get better results when we work together
there is some warmth starting to spread....gotta love that...
there is some warmth starting to spread....gotta love that...
mmmm I do love to spread a little warmth
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Hello there,
Just thought i would drop by and say Happy Christmas eve eve!!!!
I was working today, our ward is shut as we have the scoots and sickness. So keeping my fingers crossed that i don't catch anything, can't imagine being ill on Christmas Day!!!!!!
Well i am going over to my brothers for a meal tonight, so won't be on.
You enjoy your day
Love and hugs
XXXXXX
Just thought i would drop by and say Happy Christmas eve eve!!!!
I was working today, our ward is shut as we have the scoots and sickness. So keeping my fingers crossed that i don't catch anything, can't imagine being ill on Christmas Day!!!!!!
Well i am going over to my brothers for a meal tonight, so won't be on.
You enjoy your day
Love and hugs
XXXXXX
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let me assure you that whatever your dirty mind is cooking up is gonna have to hurry to keep up with me...i'm already there! the whole long hair thing....dang!!!
mmmmmmmmm so you love long hair too GC. are you my long lost sister??????
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just send the NA's and agency nurses to deal with it hun.....what our lot used to do
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dropped by to wish the long haired mountain man a merry xmas and an eventful new year
ps gorgeous pics of the stream....do you bathe there in better weather?
ps gorgeous pics of the stream....do you bathe there in better weather?
dropped by to wish the long haired mountain man a merry xmas and an eventful new year
ps gorgeous pics of the stream....do you bathe there in better weather?
lol are ye kiddin, its bloody freezin' in that wee burn aw year......how do ye fancy commin doon and goin' skinny dippin'
Happy Christmas eve eve to you too gorgeous, hope you enjoyed your meal and love and hugs to you too
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lol are ye kiddin, its bloody freezin' in that wee burn aw year......how do ye fancy commin doon and goin' skinny dippin'
mmmmm if i had you for company skinny dipping may not be so bad...that and the water doesn't look too deep!!!
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