Bastard Yanks Invade Gloucestershire

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They did! It was on the telly.

Fuck knows why they picked there. Back end of nowhere.

Lou
 
Tatelou said:
They did! It was on the telly.

Fuck knows why they picked there. Back end of nowhere.

Lou

They are going to put up a new Starbucks.

You never know when one of sheep is going to want a Supergrande double cappuccino fudgecaramel swirl iced latte with mint whiped cream and sprinkles, at 3am. :p
 
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cheerful_deviant said:
They are going to put up a new Starbucks.

You never know when one of sheep is going to want a Supergrande double cappuccino fudgecaramel swirl iced latte with mint whiped cream and sprinkles, at 3am. :p

Wouldn't that make the wool go funny, though?
 
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Tatelou said:
Wouldn't that make the wool go funny, though?


Saves on the expense of dying it later on, don't ya know...<g>
 
Tatelou said:
Bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Using sheep and cattle as target practice.

Tatelou:
I feel that I must correct your misperception here. 'Yanks' do not use sheep or cattle for traget practice. They rustle (steal) them. Hey, it is an old American tradition!
 
Thee may not knowest that sheepen are seldon eaten in the good ole USA...only in very large supermarkets and then you have to special order....we be not mutton gluttons here...and leave Lil Bo Peep to tend her sheep for better things...and cowboys and indians are now relegated to Colorado and further west on the left coast...
 
amicus said:
Thee may not knowest that sheepen are seldon eaten in the good ole USA...only in very large supermarkets and then you have to special order....we be not mutton gluttons here...and leave Lil Bo Peep to tend her sheep for better things...and cowboys and indians are now relegated to Colorado and further west on the left coast...

Wot no doner kebabs or mutton vindaloo? You lot are deprived.
 
I protesteth. Lamb chops and leg of lamb are faves in California. I cook them Greek-style (lemon, olive oil, garlic and oregano).

Perdita
 
perdita said:
I protesteth. Lamb chops and leg of lamb are faves in California. I cook them Greek-style (lemon, olive oil, garlic and oregano).

Perdita

I knew there was sanity somewhere in that vast nation of yours. :p

Lou

P.S. Bleet, bleet.
 
Stupid Defense Department! We were supposed to invade Worcestershire, to obtain control of the steak sauce pipeline.
 
Tatelou said:
I knew there was sanity somewhere in that vast nation of yours. :p
Lou
P.S. Bleet, bleet.
Not much, Lou.

We have been called A Nation of Sheep, you must remember.

They've mutated our voters into sheep and made our sheep safely non allergenic,
But at least they have allowed ruminants to still grow small fluffy cotton balls.

Don’t hold your breath for a reaction, but I shall see what kind of rabble I can rouse.


SHEEP ARE DYEING
SHEEP ARE DYEING
SHEEP ARE DYEING
SHEEP ARE DYEING
SHEEP ARE DYEING
 
shereads said:
Stupid Defense Department! We were supposed to invade Worcestershire, to obtain control of the steak sauce pipeline.

:D

That stuff's nice on cheese on toast, they'd better not swipe the lot.
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
Not much, Lou.

We have been called A Nation of Sheep, you must remember.

They've mutated our voters into sheep and made our sheep safely non allergenic,
But at least they have allowed ruminants to still grow small fluffy cotton balls.

Don’t hold your breath for a reaction, but I shall see what kind of rabble I can rouse.


SHEEP ARE DYEING
SHEEP ARE DYEING
SHEEP ARE DYEING
SHEEP ARE DYEING
SHEEP ARE DYEING

Hmmm, just as I feared. Gloucestershite today, tomorrow they break into Wales. Where will it end? Are none of us safe from the sheep??? :p

Edited to add, spot the Freudian slip typo. LOL
 
shereads said:
Stupid Defense Department! We were supposed to invade Worcestershire, to obtain control of the steak sauce pipeline.

Bastards!...........(buys in a case to tide myself over)....subject to the Food 'n Drug laws too, I s'pose?
 
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