Bass make that B!7@# cum

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Listening to Skrillex's Kyoto song, the chorus is "the bass make that b**** cum". (Can we use that word? I don't know)

Anyway, this somehow got me thinking of a silly mind control/sci fi/humor story

A girl finds sex "fun" but not great because she's never cum. Comes of age, goes to a club, gets out on the floor and then is reduced to a quivering mass of jelly as the bass drops.

Imagine the logistical nightmare that ensues if she can only cum with heavy bass! No more rubbing one out on a quiet morning, she would have to crank the subwoofer up to climax. Apartment or townhouse living would suck with neighbors pounding on the door to keep it down.
 
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