Basic Human Anatomy

[dr_mabeuse]

Someone reasonably famous said that porn is boring because all porn is propaganda and all propaganda is boring.

It took me a long time to figure out what they meant, but I think what they mean about porn being propaganda is that porn is by nature not true. It's a lie. It's idealized sex. I understand that, and I made a conscious choice to go with that.

In my porno stories i'm not going to stop for the guy to put on a condom or the woman to put in a diaphragm or use foam, and my characters are not going to get the clap or AIDS. I know all this is unrealistic and possibly even dangerous, but I also know that porn is fantasy and that's why we write it and that's why people read it.

As the Earl also pointed out, no one ever says "Ouch! Get off of my hair!" or "Get off, I can't breath!" or gets a cramp or just gets too tired to care whether they reached the ecstatic heights of orgasmic transcendence or not. It's propaganda, and i think we all know that.

But I do think often about putting a disclaimer at the head of my stories. But anyone who would read and believe a disclaimer is probably already smart enough to know this without my telling him. It's like those warnings they put on booze: Warning! May cause drunkenness. Like, Jeez! I never knew that[/]!


---dr.M.

 

[TheEarl]

That is astoundingly well put Dr M. Must remember that.

However I usually try and put some kind of contraceptive into my stories, even if it's only the pill (unless n/c) as I believe that it's the right thing to do. Okay so I'm not expecting all the 16 y/o kids who read on here (oops sorry, 18 y/o, cause everybody under 18 stops at the disclaimer and doesn't enter the site) to read my stories and suddenly decide to use contraception, but I feel that it's correct to put in contraception if only because it's the moral thing to do. Okay a man who has written an incest story probably doesn't have a leg to stand on when talking about morals, but I feel that it's showing a character who is responsible.

I don't know, I'm babbling. I can't say it any clearer than that. Where's Weird Harold, he can usually decipher what I'm trying to say.

The Earl

 

[Weird Harold]

but I feel that it's correct to put in contraception if only because it's the moral thing to do. Okay a man who has written an incest story probably doesn't have a leg to stand on when talking about morals, but I feel that it's showing a character who is responsible.

I think you're talking more about integrity than morals. There is also a "realism" factor to including the mundane, non-sensual elements of contraceptives and protection in your stories. From your comments on this thread and others, I get the impression that you prefer writing about "real" people in "real" situations than writing about "animated Barbie and Ken dolls."

In some stories, I write about contraception and safe sex, in others I write about people who ignore contraception and protection issues, and in yet others I write about situations where such issues are irrelevant or non-existant. It all depends on the needs of the story.

In general though, I tend towards writing "realistic" stories where people aren't freaks and protection and contraception issues are facts of life. Personally I think people can relate better to "real" characters, complete with flaws and defects, better than they can to cartoonish caricatures.

 

[TheEarl]

There. What Harold said.

The Earl

 

[English Lady]

I agree withweird Harold it is all about being appropriate. In one story I have written I have a guy rooting around for a condom, because I knew it would be what he would do. Alot of my others are about married couples, so I don't mention protection out right. Its all about being realistic. If your character would be conscious of protectionthen write something in a bout igt. If they wouldn't be. Don't.

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

Re: Size

... The same person who writes about a 15 inch cock is going to give you the girl with the 48" bust on the principle that if big is good than large must be better. ...

A 48" bust is meaningless. It's the cup size that matters, not the number. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that the lower the number the better ... and the inverse for the cup size. I.E., a 36 DD is superior (in my experience) to a 44DD.

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

Female Notes

Generally the "tunnel of love" on a woman is 3-4 inches long when not actively engaged. Which is why during a pap the Dr. doesn't have to put her whole hand up there to feel the overies which are located above and to the sides of all the other equpt.

When actively engaged it streaches, usually between 7-9 inches before bumping against the curvix, which is somewhat but not utterly plyable. The curvix can be damaged by too much hard banging.

The most senstive nerves on the inside are within the frist three inches. Width is what factors in here, as as the muscle walls are streched the nerves become more exposed. Length also factors in, but you can have that mythcal 15 incher, but if it's only a inch round there won't be a lot of good vibes going on there.

The clit is the ONLY HUMAN part made solely for pleasure and has twice the amount of nerve endings as the cock. I think of this as God's little way of making up for the whole child birth issue. Child birth is the reason, also in MHO, that the nerves are primarily on the outside and the last few inches of the females reproductive organs.

Ok, now, the truth about busts.

The number measurement is the RIBCAGE only. The letter is how many inches beyond the ribcage the breast goes. Which is why Miss April and Miss October have exactly the same measurements, but October has Pumpkins and April has eggs.

My breast is 12 inches from my ribcage. Thus, I wear a 44G.

Any questions?

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

I'm not necessarily breast-obsessed. I'm much more of big-booty-man, if the truth be told. That notwithstanding, I've had several girlfriends with huge breasts (EE or bigger). What I love most about really big (NATURAL) breasts are the huge diameter dark areolas ... That's drives me to distraction. My ex wears a 42 EEE bra (I'm not entirely clear if an EE is exactly the same as an FF and a G ... or if there is a slight difference). Any-who ... She has large chocolate areolas that are almost as large as a CD. Needless to say I love that.