Baseball will...

First I lose the Lit Fantasy Baseball Championship on the very last day and now this.

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"The Green Fields of the Mind "
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops. Today, October 2, a Sunday of rain and broken branches and leaf-clogged drains and slick streets, it stopped, and summer was gone.

A. Bartlett Giamatti
President of Yale (1978-1986)
President of the National League (1986-1989)
Commissioner of Major League Baseball (1989)
 
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That 7th inning was perfect.

53 minutes of hilarity, then change channels.

Every baseball game should consist only of the 7th inning, because that's usually when it all happens anyway.

(Just as no NBA game is worth watching until the last 10 minutes (which takes an hour to play) and most NFL games are only interesting for the last 3 minutes which takes an hour to play).
 
I've decided the canucks are none too smart.
They pay 8 bucks for a warm molson, 7 bucks for a shitty hotdog, and then throw them at their own players.
I felt like I was watching a neil young outdoor concert in alabama.
 
If you call throwing your bat a bat flip.

Then sure. It was cute. It was a big moment. He swung how he was upposed to.

I imagine had the Rangers done something like that Mr. Bats wouldn't be too happy, but they didn't and he did and ball game.

That's how baseball go.
 
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