Barbara Streissand Fucks Up Every Song She Covers

[Dixon Carter Lee]

They all sound like "Evergreen". I just heard her old version of "Happy Days Are Here Again!", and she sounds like she's singing from the bottom of a barrel on quaaludes.

 

[nike]

I absolutely abhor Streisand

 

[Spinaroonie]

She did NWA's Fuck the Police pretty damn well.

 

[kotori]

She did NWA's Fuck the Police pretty damn well.

That was in "Yentl", right?

 

[Rhys]

The day Barbara covers Celine I am turning in my RIAA membership...

 

[WaxNWane]

She did NWA's Fuck the Police pretty damn well.

I would rather see Baboowah in the pen that her and Lorenzo rollin in the benzo.


That sounds like such a Dr. Seuss rip-off when I see it typed out.

 

[427cobra]

They all sound like "Evergreen". I just heard her old version of "Happy Days Are Here Again!", and she sounds like she's singing from the bottom of a barrel on quaaludes.

I didn't realize what she did could be catagorized as singing.

 

[deyv]

what do you expect from a someone who gives a "farewell" concert every two years... be gone already. If you're going then go...

 

[427cobra]

She can't go fast enough for me.

 

[teddybear4play]

The day Barbara covers Celine I am turning in my RIAA membership...

I heard Celine covered AC/DC. That would make me fork over mine.

TB4p

 

[427cobra]

Why can't they just leave us in peace (with intact eardrums)?

 

[RawHumor]

They all sound like "Evergreen". I just heard her old version of "Happy Days Are Here Again!", and she sounds like she's singing from the bottom of a barrel on quaaludes.

Sunny's SOOO gonna kick your ass!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

she sucks and is in dire need of dentures, any questions?

 

[sunstruck]

Silly goyum, Babs is for Jews.

 

[RawHumor]

Silly goyum, Babs is for Jews.

LOL

 

[J.B.]

WOW!

They all sound like "Evergreen". I just heard her old version of "Happy Days Are Here Again!", and she sounds like she's singing from the bottom of a barrel on quaaludes.

something we agree on. I'm shocked.

 

[phrodeau]

Silly goyum, Babs is for Jews.

She's got a strong following amongst the dykes, too.

 

[pabloback]

why cant they leave it the way they were?

 

[perks]

She's got a strong following amongst the dykes, too.

no wonder, I like her.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Silly goyum, Babs is for Jews.

Maybe that's why the only recording of hers I like is her Christmas Album.

 

[Problem Child]

The thing that cracks me up is that Babs is so sickeningly left-wing and anti-war, yet she's married to this guy:

 

[sunstruck]

I only like her in musicals anyway. If it wasn't on a stage once I don't want to hear it from her. Or Bette Midler.

 

[Guest]

He has kind of a G-Dubya thing going on there

 

[Saytur]

He has kind of a G-Dubya thing going on there

That was me...not that anyone's keeping score

 

[Saytur]

Seriously, morph that face onto an Australopithecus skull, drop the cool hair, edit in the monkey ears and leave the dial tone expression intact, you've got yourself the leader of the free world.