Bantering with Octagons

toast a ghost of ellington farnsworth
(he has two, you know)

blithe bickering bantering
barely bemoans
binary bits

how many bits can a bitchuck bite
when bitchuck must bite bits?
 
Ooh titty titty
bang gang
Dr. Who
Tommy Dick Smothers
My Generation
Damn, that was a loud explosion
 
for therefore and also you know
there's a
and a
sure
don't you see?

there's never something quite so much as you'd ever want to have less, than when it came unknowingly

in the dark
slithering
with a phosphorescent sheen
 
a sheen
a sheen seen
a sheen seen under
a sheen seen under blacklight
brightlight
tonight
love you right
love me twice
let the sheen gleam
let me lick it off
let me lick you dry
I'd love to try
I love you, my
sigh
 
The Phosphorescent Leech & Eddie
Flow
Call any vegetable and the chances are good that vegetable will respond to you...

Rutabaga!!!

Tibetan memory trick baby!

One hen
Two ducks
Three squawking geese
 
*Stretch*

A foul goose, foul foul, seems important to those needing most the freshened bits which keep the hope of the green eyes dangling. My toes fresh with anger, toiled without Marxist Reply. Unquenced, resplendant, the doplegangers fly like honey: white with a turban of fear.

To:

Mandarthal Spreadmonkeys. Triple the freelash-tharmin. Breach morth callywanker, turpid flesh crawdaddy. Mereeth, spore the blank fardiddle. Pressed firey with gladdened toeclamp. Oran, parfell with gardiddly.

Towards:

Booth.

Titty-Titty. A wild call.

Responses in check. Monitored.

A sign from the west, then the east.

Titties from every direction.

A tittie kittie jitty jittery jaunt.

Jaunt loud for the masses.

Jump wild for the men.

Sorry, I'm looking elsewhere.

Or:

Parlay with the message that my tonge projects. My mind unfettered, the letters come more easily. My brain cracks, the watter flows forth. Knowledge pours like therapy. Besides, my father always told me I should never banter with octagons.

Whew.
 
You should never trust strong men with beards. The truth is, they never read it right. And if they do, it doesn't matter because they'll only fuck it up anyway.

I mean, Hey, is for horses. Shoot, don't that mean anything anymore?

Why aren't you buckling down, then? Catch catch your tongue? Well, then benefit!

Chase infinite tolls down the turnpike if need be! By and by, old friend! Watch me as my spirit grows!

Dammit! I tole you chi'ren to stay away from the hornet's nest! Why won't you obey your pop when he speaks?

Actung!
There ain't no reason why? Why ain't there. Because, that's why!

Muppetuntski!
 
"Parlay with the message that my tonge projects. My mind unfettered, the letters come more easily. My brain cracks, the watter flows forth. Knowledge pours like therapy. Besides, my father always told me I should never banter with octagons."

excellent advise!!!
:D
 
Add vice
Excel at Lent
My further addvicentures of horsecrack tittytitty banggangbang with dyke's van dick a lick a ding dong cherry berry chuck a luck a duck via duck via marx grouches and delouses and deloise buddies with burt durt a lee lurt.
 
scoring high grouchy marks at the school these days
as times rage on
and there are moments when the blackness
is so complete
as to make me wonder why
oh why
my thoughts need continue at all

sweet substance
cloying thick
dripping noiselessly
down my throat

ding ding
red bucket
give me your coins please


two fucks for a quarter if it pleases you, sir
 
Cat's claws like razors,
Cutting through flesh and clothes.
Maybe the staples to hold the antlers on are hurting.
 
Antler flesh bone
Drive it home
one for another year
have no fear
It is near
Love you dear.
 
alligator signs of capriciousness
edging slivers into my eye
scream a song of sixpence for whenever the bird flies
the pie is gone
forevermore

ache
weary
sad
worried

holidays never seem to rise quite so low
as we may wander the fields
of december's finest

spit
 
but what yonder we see
a bird, on its knee
Or doth they have
none of the above
is it a flea

can we pass this holiday off
for one who cares
I think it missed me somehow
Bah, hummer
Hopefully for me
 
Another day nearly done
Up at dawn it wasn't fun
More will bring the morrow
Of the same - busy sorrow
I carry on breathing
A smile Im wearing
Inside my heart
It's falling apart

Treading egg shell thin
Don't ask to let you in
Cloak me invisible
Make me divisible
Pulling up my socks
No watching ticking clocks
Giving out a silent shout
I'm watching you fade out

Wearing so thin
Losing elasticity of skin
Smaller you're shrinking
Faster while I'm blinking
Powerless, defeated, helpless
I bathe you, talk till breathless
You laugh without a grimace
And smile at my freckly face

My heart had to vent
I wish your skeleton wasn't bent
Giving my right arm
Wouldn't keep you from harm
Wishing you well
Seeing you (adjective) swell
Won't make C gone
But I still wish upon stars alone


:kiss:
 
you bathe me
until I laugh
and then
I shiver

though not from chill, but instead from
a rush of wonderment
at the realization
of being nearly
perfectly
happy

sponge full of sudsy bubbles
running slippery over my skin

then comes
a deep warmth of comfort
the laughter of friends
a joy of closeness
and a wish....

peace
on earth
good will
towards all

merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry merry.......

(forevermore)
 
sudsy bubbles blowing in the gentle breeze
scented bubble bath water spilling over
glasses half full, champagne bubbles
up my nose, giggle while I dribble
chilled champagne on your soapy skin
droplets bead on your soft belly
let me taste your navel nectar
where champagne has pooled
 
Bubble bubble boil and trouble.


pop goes the champagne cork
clink goes the silver salad fork
pop goes the weasel in the song
bonggggg the really loud gong
clap goes the hands as they meet
stamp go the line dancing feet
thwap goes the tightly pulled g string
shiny sparkle glitter gleam goes the bling bling
 
Bling, Tang, Shimmer, and Sharp. Thorazine willingly with toadal abandon.

My teeth itch today.

Fleshy little bam-pipes, my thong rigged to explode without even a cursory glance toward the munlies. Feeling that vibe? It's a vibe of terror and revolution, I'd be more wary around the fish. I feel they might run, but I think the torque might be too much for his highness to free. My shoulder is having a debate with tall trees and manly rudebegas. Could we possibly move here? Accupuncture and scents of pain replenished, filled with water, drained to feed the homeless. Weeds abound, fertelizer and weekend chores. Rocks for miles. Wind and water. Then nothing but dragons and ether. A place for dreams to dance. Stories call it home, they travel light, because it saves both time and money. It's a dance, you see, a short but important dance of pain and foolishness. I think my author is on a break today. I'll just muse myself. Sword of omens, pass me the fruit loops.

-I
 
fruit loops

round and round, where the idiotic mind stops no one knows
magnetic alphabet letter soup forming meaningless words
loop de loop and ring a ding ding, hear the silence of nothingness
voices chatter, mindless drivel, inconsequential babble or blather
chanting over and over, a monotone voice with high nasal whine

fruit loops sugary hoops
fruit loops sugary hoops
fruit loops sugary hoops
 
hoops
loops
sugary
boops

no nasal whine

just a tinge of
antiseptic
monotonous
drone
 
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