Bantering with Octagons

[Debbie]

"If cats were allergic to batteries, then rabid muskrats would be afraid of ticks, but they aren't. So the batteries must have antihistamines... "
YEA! -B. Johnson

 

[freescorfr]

Rabid frogs, pissed as newts, plagued the tenements and dance halls, threatening horse-flies and grounded mosquitos with histamine rocket launchers and ballistic schoolteachers. Meanwhile, Sancho and Rocinante, were bewildered: the metal basin spun and landed heads in Old Toledo - rather a distance from the railway station.

 

[Guest]

 

[Debbie]

For foxinsox,
Aussie rules...

Comfy cornflake like cumulus clouds can cause a climatic effect on cool koalas and corky kangaroos, coaxing them to coast casually and collectively on cardboard like cutouts from Canberra.

 

[Guest]

 

[freescorfr]

Catching a word or phrase from the previous post

Canberra cakes and cissies kisses, Georgie Porgy's culture club. Evasion avoids communication, cohabits ill with inhilations. Clinton knows Monica's woes.

 

[Debbie]

You missed out the best "C" word of all

Canberra can can girls canoodle
with corny, horny candid cowboys who creatively conspire
and continually crave Canberra can can girl's handy,
dandy candy like cunts.

(just for foxinsox and Gnufi Poppets. And now I must...
Zzzzzzzzz)

 

[freescorfr]

Like the bishop of Buckingham, who preached by the river in Uppingham so he could watch the stunts of the cunts in the punts and the tricks of the pricks that were fucking them.

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Up the river, stunted cunts punt cocks, and rugby is no longer.

 

[sigh]

cunts clearly conspiring
in california cuisine
cockleshells ground upon crooked cocks
(oh my that boy does scream!)


my cunny loves to dance and sing
under the yellow-green sky
and there's huckleberry upon his raft
floating serenely by

 

[Dillinger]

Cats riding the rails scream Catholic Mass at rugby matches while dreaming of cowboy cocks and California cunts.

 

[freescorfr]

Seagulls playing chicken dreaming of cassocked cossack cocks, defrocked and casserolled as Toulouse sausage.

 

[sigh]

sausages stuffed with pork and thyme
sage and pepper too
hold the sausage high in offering
to the defrocked priest with his eye on you

better to eat sausage than cock
when the cock is young
and you wear a collar


but i've no cock, no worries, no loss
the world is a wonder to me
skip the dance fantastic
laugh to the sky at night
swim the ocean's current 'til you can't return
then sink slowly, so slowly
into inky coldness
giggling all the while

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Skip the dance fantastic, spread moonbeams across the floor, as the tilted world spins slower and slower, turns harder and harder, falls without stop. Step outside of the box, and all will be questioned with answers.

 

[freescorfr]

Quick step a tango in cardiod curves, tangentially tending to zero. Decipher the trace of the foot with the leg. Swan off with the goose in the lake if you like, Degas is all blue in the wardrobe.

 

[sigh]

swan's egg in duckling's clutch
a wretched nestling
awkward
ugly

then off he goes, free to the skies
sailing on wings of white and pearl

glittering diamond dust cast into the wind
setting sparkling currents adrift
a polish so rare
cutting fine
raw in its beauty
dazzling the soul with brilliance

 

[cymbidia]

Ache hurt anger ANGER demands the suppurating pus-filled wounds HEAL dammit heal heal get better faster while time goes on and the stars still twinkle and sprinkle glitter into each little Land of Nod head. Innocence is underrated place to live. Never even made the 50 Best Places List this year.

 

[freescorfr]

The Innocence marketing team redundancies left no trace of guilt. Paelontological bloodhound Dempster found evidence in bones some two millennia on, serveral hundred holocauts later. They'd dug the graves in the deepest fjords of Norway, casting herrings, mackeral and quail in both directions. Thor whispered,
"I, too, was once innocent!"

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Thor whispered innocence, while Freida raged anew at Loki's capers. The gods are human too, lest we forget they were made in our image.

 

[sigh]

imagine the image of a god
can you?
large
fast
beautiful
strong
lustful
cunning
jealous
vengeful
fierce
loving

bored...an eternity is a long time to live, after all


anger is a release
a venom spilling out
poison the universe a bit
so your innards will be free

 

[tortoise]

I'd like EXACTLY one innard and one smithereen, please. Keep the change.

 

[freescorfr]

Passing through his innards the swallowed farthing observed, with palaeontological fervour and forensic detumescence, a substance abuse history indicating the cocaine drought of next century.

 

[MechaBlade]

wokka.
wokka.
wokka.
-The fonz.

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Breathing life through a sieve, desperate and relaxed, distracted by the fonz and the lint, wishing for less is more, waiting for the ending to arrive. Immerse up to the toenails in sin.

 

[freescorfr]

Crying "Cockles and mussles, arrive, arrive, Oh"
Fishmonger's daughters and Dublin Bay prawns.
Skerries, wee houses and priests taking alms
The Sails kiss the breeze - It's cold in my barn.