Bantering with Octagons

Fantastical bastard, rhetorical grader
Particular master, invisible skater
Mandibular crater, testicular plaster
Accelerate later, procrastinate FASTER!
 
Dillinger said:
Of the stars of stuff we are. Stuffing ourselves full of stars. Starring ourselves full of stuff. Starstuff. Stuffstar. Hosannah! Hey! Zanna Zanna Ho! Zanna ho, Zanna hey, superSTAR!

Sagan waits patiently for you in a speckled velvet tuxedo, drinking cosmos tea, with Broca and Eve and an empty skull.
 
Hosannah! Post-Golgotha, skulls littered then
and now. Charred corpses, tombs of life departed.
Hosannah! A resurrection beckoning, the empty cave full of chocolate bunnies.
 
Fantastic unicorns vibrating individual quarks of empty time. Mary Magdelene can't find the oil and decides to use peanut butter. Oh YEAH baby... anoint the shit out of me!!!
 
Hits of coke and headless kittens
Pricks decorated in white and red ribbons
Peanut brittle, anal sex that stings.
These are a few of my favorite things....
 
Emmental with bunged up holes
Mountains climbed and honey-combed
Eidelweiss in erica's way
Stinging eagles swoop and prey
Virgins claw and lizzards play.
 
Crayons on the moon
and a really red balloon.
Junkets in outer space
and a loss of face.
Ice cream in the park
and some Cutty Sark.
Jeans with knee holes
and ten foot poles.
Snow in June
and the movie Dune.
Really fast cars
and people named Lars.
Bread and butter
and lying in the gutter.
A bad case of lice
and some old fashioned vice.
Pickled grapes
and lime green drapes.
Despotic kings
and mosquito wings.
These are a few of my favorite things.
 
Knowing which path you’re on is the easy part in your crunchy, warm breakfast.
Finding the memory bandwidth to remember you can change any time makes your cheesy, whipped lunch much harder to swallow.
 
Cheesy whipped. Are you beating up disco queens? Who has the crackers? The manson tapes; I think he's so damn cute in pink. Yes, we're all going to be the easterbunny for halloween this year, so lets go shoot up and get going! Where's my wax dick, I don't want anyone to figure out that I'm really a parasite.
 
Disco queens hooked on crackers whipped up on feeling the tropic of cancer.
What?
Are you kidding..?
Those are the ones who will make you be happy you opted for a detachable penis.
 
P is for each Penetration.
E is for Everyday Ecstasy.
N is for Nadds bouce during masturbation.
I is for the indecency
S is for the seed I spurt for this communication; for my penis means everything to me.
 
UltraVox said it best..
My Sex

If I had a penis I’d probably loose it.
A round of hide and seek is good.

Wanna play in the wax?
It’s hot and not too hard.
 
Hot soft
Easy smart
Smooth wet
Shiny light
fuzzy sloppy
Squeezable Mixed
Melodic crunchy
Sensible Sweet.
 
Ohhh..I have that recipe!

How ever did you know?
I lost it once or twice and went looking for it quite myself.

I thought I had hidden it deep away..behind those whispering hipster’s dreams.


Sharing is so nice when the envelopes fill with amber liquid mixed with crunchy sugar.
 
Her name was Amber... She had the sweetest cupcakes a man could ever hope to lick the icing off of. She walked like a kangaroo... such a sexy kangaroo... like she had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich between her legs.

Fuck - what I wouldn't give to stick my bookmark between her pages.
 
Serving her family a lovely dinner of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, she sat down and poured herself a egg salad milkshake.

She couldn’t help but think of that man who constantly stared at her every time she took the family dinner for a walk.


“Amber, what’s for dinner tomorrow night?”
 
when the world's kaleidoscopes milkshake your foundation
elevator later elevator later
when the broken telescopes elude your predation
elevate her layer elevate her layer

when the rotten cantaloupes preclude divination
elementary here elementary there
when the randy jackal hopes to evade sedation
electricty bare electricity stare
 
Melodic penises spurt elevator ecstacy during an encore of My Fair Lady viewed from a distance through broken telescopes of electric body light.
 
The noises in my head are reporting that the voices have calmed to the singing of the Star Spangled Banner to her majesty the Queen of Hearts in the summer room of the forgotten realm. And yet tea and crumpets are deemed unconstitutional and have lost their heads to the Queen.
 
Looking once again through the magick mystery kaleidoscope ..he finally received the transmission from the Queen of Hearts.

His cock was more of a chaotic neutral while he himself remained lawful good.

Premise was there alrighty.
King David had a big cock!
 
delicate lace, white against the darkness
golden filigree sparkling

as the kings of israel brood

lot and his daughters carry on
where wife did fail
 
Maternal lineage, the lot of Moses, Abraham and Saul
Jesus, Peter, Andrew, James, and John, Philip and Batholemew.
or Guru Nanak, Ghandi and Mandela.
Men who redeem Visa debt, cash-flow crises and insolvency of spirit.
 
solvents of alcohol, water and bismuth
emulsify with parafin
shake well
pour

serve with powders of absinthe and thyme
opium and thistleweed

good for what ails you
2 bucks a bottle
 
Shake and break. Play with the pieces on cement luxuries. Bottles, windows, spectacles, and fast red fiberglass cars: let them all shatter like Chicken Little's sky. Dip your dick into yogurt and roll it in the sharp parts.
 
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