Banal Confessions

[Recidiva]

I am entirely ambivalent to the Beatles. I grant them no power in my world. I skip some of their songs on Pandora unless I'm not paying attention and one gets through because I can't change the music in an elevator either and it just puts me in that zone.

 

[beetlebum]

nirvana for me. we're all given our free pass, right?

 

[bronzeage]

I thought this was an anal confession thread. That's banal, enough.

 

[Recidiva]

nirvana for me. we're all given our free pass, right?

Yes. I do not consider James Dean, Marilyn Monroe or Kurt Cobain geniuses that passed before their time.

Say ten "Oh Mother Mary Please Make It Stop"s and go forth and sin again if you feel like it.

 

[Recidiva]

I thought this was an anal confession thread. That's banal, enough.

Here? Yeah. It'd have to be some pretty freaky anal.

 

[Recidiva]

I occasionally throw away something I know I should recycle.

 

[Recidiva]

Sometimes people who make their living off of making animals perform are devoured/wounded by said animals and my first thought is. "Good for the tiger/orca/snake."

 

[Aphro]

I am entirely ambivalent to the Beatles. I grant them no power in my world. I skip some of their songs on Pandora unless I'm not paying attention and one gets through because I can't change the music in an elevator either and it just puts me in that zone.

I remember a radio show once, where this guy was trying to decide who was the greatest rock 'n roll band, the Beatles, or the Rolling Stones. Another guy called in and said "Please. The Stones were writing Gimmie Shelter while the Beatles were writing Oo Bla De Oo Bla Da...no contest"

I used to do all this fancy shit with my bed, throw pillows and neck rolls and stuff. Now, I never make my bed. I figure why bother, I'll be back there in fourteen hours. Maybe less, if I'm lucky.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Sometime during sex I will look in the dresser mirror and act out American Psycho......

 

[Recidiva]

I remember a radio show once, where this guy was trying to decide who was the greatest rock 'n roll band, the Beatles, or the Rolling Stones. Another guy called in and said "Please. The Stones were writing Gimmie Shelter while the Beatles were writing Oo Bla De Oo Bla Da...no contest"

I used to do all this fancy shit with my bed, throw pillows and neck rolls and stuff. Now, I never make my bed. I figure why bother, I'll be back there in fourteen hours. Maybe less, if I'm lucky.

Living in a mostly glass house with visitors who will drop by at any time has made me shape up a bit. I make the bed every day, although sometimes I have to wait for Miss I Own The World spoiled spaniel to drag her butt out of the duvet because I don't wish to disturb her.

I did fall way behind on the weeding though.

 

[Recidiva]

Sometime during sex I will look in the dresser mirror and act out American Psycho......

Oh hell, I should not giggle.

Oh yeah! Occasionally I make terribly insensitive jokes. They are not thoughtless, because sometimes I think about how terrible and insensitive they should be and refuse to edit.

 

[pointless]

i occasionally watch ghost hunters and ancient aliens simply because i want to yell at something incredibly stupid.

 

[Recidiva]

i occasionally watch ghost hunters and ancient aliens simply because i want to yell at something incredibly stupid.

Me too! "Fact or Fiction?" It's ALWAYS fiction, you idiots! It's a bear and you think it's an alien!

 

[Recidiva]

I used to pick my nose and rub it on stuff, but now I use a tissue in the bathroom like a civilized person.

 

[Aphro]

I pick the longest line at the supermarket so I can read some of the National Enquirer while I wait. The shame, the shame...

 

[Recidiva]

I pick the longest line at the supermarket so I can read some of the National Enquirer while I wait. The shame, the shame...

Yes, I occasionally get hooked by my brain being unwilling to not read text. Once I've started a sentence I will subtly move the thing in the rack to make out the words I can't see.

"Everything I learned about the Kardashians has been social and linguistic nonconsent."

 

[pointless]

Me too! "Fact or Fiction?" It's ALWAYS fiction, you idiots! It's a bear and you think it's an alien!

even when it's a "fact". god, i hate that show.

 

[Aphro]

Yes, I occasionally get hooked by my brain being unwilling to not read text. Once I've started a sentence I will subtly move the thing in the rack to make out the words I can't see.

"Everything I learned about the Kardashians has been social and linguistic nonconsent."

I'm still trying to figure out why the Kardashians are famous anyway. Famous for what?

And seriously...North West? That poor kid!

 

[bronzeage]

Here? Yeah. It'd have to be some pretty freaky anal.

It's the sort of thing which can't be discussed on lit, simply for the shame it would bring.

 

[Recidiva]

even when it's a "fact". god, i hate that show.

One of my favorite ones is Destination Truth because they make fun of it and have fun with the myth and running around in the dark being dumbasses and they make it funny with them and not at them.

 

[pointless]

two thirds of them are fuckable? yeah, that's all i got.

oh and they're rich, were young and they live in the center of the media universe and that's apparently all it takes.

 

[Recidiva]

I'm still trying to figure out why the Kardashians are famous anyway. Famous for what?

And seriously...North West? That poor kid!

I don't get it. My weekly trip to the store and my trips to the various health professionals with magazines and TV blaring.

"This is what life is like with commercials...when can I leave this dark cave of neon bright coercion?"

The worst part of being in the hospital was not the pain or the constantly bleeping IV stand. It was the fact that I shared a room with someone who chose the absolutely worst thing available on TV and did not mute or turn it down, it just went on and on...it was horrible.

 

[Recidiva]

It's the sort of thing which can't be discussed on lit, simply for the shame it would bring.

I am afraid that your post has caused me to think "what would be bad enough?" and I've come up with several vile candidates.

Thanks bronzeage. Got me again.

 

[pointless]

One of my favorite ones is Destination Truth because they make fun of it and have fun with the myth and running around in the dark being dumbasses and they make it funny with them and not at them.

i'm not sure i've seen that one. if it's on the next time i'm pissed off and need some sublimation i'll check it out.

 

[Recidiva]

I occasionally look at my dog's water bowl and wonder if I should change the water more often than my scheduled three days.

"It might be a little low and there's some lint on the top.

Fuck it, she licks her own ass, she'll be fine."