Ban The Bean

[Queersetti]

The Greek philosopher Pythagoras held that it was immoral to eat beans.

In contemporary society, we have a large body of opinion that our laws and acceptable customs should be rigidly dictated by the writings of ancient peoples. And yet, beans are freely available in nearly every store and widely consumed. Even by children!

Isn't it time we took our country back from the bean eaters and restored traditional values?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Racist.


The Beaners have every right to cross our borders...

 

[Mr Noone]

I knew that wouldn't take long.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'm happy to join in either side of the debate.

Flip a coin, and I'm in.

Also, please leave your shoes at the door.

 

[yossi]

I first read the title and thought you were going to try and do away with clits. I'm relieved.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Racist.

The Beaners have every right to cross our borders...

Certainly, they do. As does everyone.

America is the land of opportunity!

Everyone should come here!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Someone in this thread is wearing shoes.

 

[Queersetti]

I'm happy to join in either side of the debate.

Flip a coin, and I'm in.

Also, please leave your shoes at the door.

Before you decide, let me point out that coffee comes from beans.

 

[Tryharder62]

Beans, beans, the magical fruit.....

 

[Queersetti]

Beans, beans, the magical fruit.....

The more you eat, the more you will be condemned to suffer the eternal torments of the damned.

 

[patient1]

The Greek philosopher Pythagoras held that it was immoral to eat beans.

What was his angle?

In contemporary society, we have a large body of opinion that our laws and acceptable customs should be rigidly dictated by the writings of ancient peoples. And yet, beans are freely available in nearly every store and widely consumed. Even by children!

He must have had some logic behind this...

Isn't it time we took our country back from the bean eaters and restored traditional values?

Haricot verts are my favorite vegetable. I have only recently seen them restored to my restaurant dinner plate, after years of asparagus tyranny, and it's hideodious consequences.

Surely the green ones will protect us from climate change.

 

[Skiddles2014]

I like beans and I like clits.

I'm opposed to any sort of bean ban.

 

[Queersetti]

What was his angle?



He must have had some logic behind this...


Haricot verts are my favorite vegetable. I have only recently seen them restored to my restaurant dinner plate, after years of asparagus tyranny, and it's hideodious consequences.

Surely the green ones will protect us from climate change.

It's heathens like you that are farting around with our country's future.

 

[bill-pix-trade]

I love bean salad in the summer;
http://www.diabeticfoodie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/5beanSalad.jpg

 

[Queersetti]

I like beans and I like clits.

I'm opposed to any sort of bean ban.

Enjoy your frijoles in Hell, sinner!

 

[Queersetti]

I love bean salad in the summer;
http://www.diabeticfoodie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/5beanSalad.jpg

That Tupperware is a vessel of sin!

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

interesting

 

[bill-pix-trade]

That Tupperware is a vessel of sin!

Ahhhhhhhh are you sure you are gay? That's a glad product.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Coffee and chocolate vs my immortal soul. I'm going with chocolate and coffee.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Coffee and chocolate vs my immortal soul. I'm going with chocolate and coffee.

*thumbs up*

 

[Queersetti]

Ahhhhhhhh are you sure you are gay? That's a glad product.

How Glad will you be when you reach the afterlife with beans on your breath and find Pythagoras waiting to judge you?

 

[bill-pix-trade]

How Glad will you be when you reach the afterlife with beans on your breath and find Pythagoras waiting to judge you?

Naw I have this:
http://andreacarlisle.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/beano.jpg

It's like Visine for bean lovers.

 

[patient1]

It's heathens like you that are farting around with our country's future.

Back to Pythagoras and his angles-

suppose he wasn' trying to be right. What if he was only trying to be 'cute?

 

[Queersetti]

Naw I have this:
http://andreacarlisle.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/beano.jpg

It's like Visine for bean lovers.

Well played, heathen.

 

[Queersetti]

Back to Pythagoras and his angles-

suppose he wasn' trying to be right. What if he was only trying to be 'cute?

That's possible, but there is no proof.