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plusizemama

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I seem to like balls way to much I cannot keep my hands off my husbands, I think it is driving him nuts ( nuts that is funny) am I crazy ????
 
I personally do not enjoy balls, although sometimes I think that my BF wishes I would juggle his a little more. But there is nothing wrong with your attraction to them, I'm sure it's normal if that's what you're wondering. What does your hubby think? Is it really driving him "nuts"? Sorry, I couldn't resist. :D
 
plusizemama said:
I seem to like balls way to much I cannot keep my hands off my husbands, I think it is driving him nuts ( nuts that is funny) am I crazy ????

plusizemama,
I've seen this before and I'm sorry to say you are a very sick woman. It appears you are suffering from "Testicles Dementia", a disease which only affects a small number of women world wide but is well known to devolve into other even more serious disorders such as penilLickerosis.

I goggled the web for you. Even though there is little literature on this deadly disease I discovered that there is only one treatment - something called Deep Penile-Vaginal Stroke Therapy coupled with constant mental stimulation through reading stories on Literotica.

Failure to follow the recommended course of treatment can be deadly for you. (Of course, the treatment may also kill your husband, but what the hell!)

Good Luck.
 
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Jenny _S said:
plusizemama,
I've seen this before and I'm sorry to say you are a very sick woman. It appears you are suffering from "Testicles Dementia", a disease which only affects a small number of women world wide but is well known to devolve into other even more serious disorders such as penilLickerosis.

I goggled the web for you. Even though there is little literature on this deadly disease I discovered that there is only one treatment - something called Deep Penile-Vaginal Stroke Therapy coupled with constant mental stimulation through reading stories on Literotica.

Failure to follow the recommended course of treatment can be deadly for you. (Of course, the treatment may also kill your husband, but what the hell!)

Good Luck.

I'm not sure whether I'm entertained or disturbed by your gibberish. ;)
 
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Wickid Cherry Pie said:
I'm not sure whether I'm entertained or disturbed by your gibberish. ;)

I think it's a round about way to tell us to get things cooking!
 
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Wickid Cherry Pie said:
I'm not sure whether I'm entertained or disturbed by your gibberish. ;)

The remark of an "average Lit reader".
 
plusizemama said:
I seem to like balls way to much I cannot keep my hands off my husbands, I think it is driving him nuts ( nuts that is funny) am I crazy ????
There's nothing wrong with your fondness for "the boys". I like to hold down my girlfriend and smack her with my sack :devil:
 
Balls are GROSSSSSSS!!!!! And i do think you have a problem....but then again what do i know.....i tell everyone to suck my dick......but i dont have one....

:nana:
 
now that sounds like an issue for an entirely new thread...
you might not have a dick but you have a banana :D
 
RE: Balls

While I would say, I do not understand why a woman would find balls alluring, I am sure ladies can wonder the same about men's obsessions with their body parts.

As a man, all I can say is that as long as you are kind to them, most men are perfectly happy to let you indulge yourself.
 
PinkOrchid said:
WCP--very funny!

As for balls, LOVE 'em. Especially if they're shaved. So smooth, feel so nice in my mouth as I'm running my tongue around them.

Oh Orchid... the imagery you stir within my mind.:rolleyes:

cruel woman..cruel I say!
 
I love balls! How could you not? They are so amazing. Have you ever just played with his cock and watched his balls? They're moving all over the place! lol I love to lick them then suck on them, pull them deep into my mouth and hum a bit. My lover's balls practically disappear right when he's ready to cum - they go right up inside him almost. That's kinda wild. Once he's done they slowly come back down. Amazing little flesh appendages.....
 
crazybbwgirl said:
I love balls! How could you not? They are so amazing. Have you ever just played with his cock and watched his balls? They're moving all over the place! lol I love to lick them then suck on them, pull them deep into my mouth and hum a bit. My lover's balls practically disappear right when he's ready to cum - they go right up inside him almost. That's kinda wild. Once he's done they slowly come back down. Amazing little flesh appendages.....
i gotta give it to u ...u seem so experienced ;) !!!
 
PinkOrchid said:
WCP--very funny!

As for balls, LOVE 'em. Especially if they're shaved. So smooth, feel so nice in my mouth as I'm running my tongue around them.

I couldn't agree with you more, PO. Give me a couple smooth balls, and I can happily occupy myself for hours! I'm bordering on fetish here....but hey, I can't think of a better fetish to have. :D
 
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I am glad to see that it is just not me who likes the way balls feel in my mouth. I agree with you all about them being shaved my hubby just shaved his and I love it !!!
 
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plusizemama said:
I am glad to see that it is just not me who likes the way balls feel in my mouth. I agree with you all about them being shaved my hubby just shaved his and I love it !!!

Not me - I like them hairy - better than stubbly - eww. Plus you can get those few hairs all wet and mold them into a little mohawk! Hours of entertainment either way.
 
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