Balance

[Bramblethorn]

The position is interesting, but a prize* to whoever can come up with the most plausible backstory for this one:

http://olderoticart.tumblr.com/post/33175459416

*may not contain actual prize

 

[mythtrav16]

The position is interesting, but a prize* to whoever can come up with the most plausible backstory for this one:

http://olderoticart.tumblr.com/post/33175459416

*may not contain actual prize

A gymnast was performing handstands and tumbles at some grand ball. She took her leotard off because it was too confining on her movement. Her act was being accompanied by the orchestra on a balcony directly above the stage. The violinist fell over the railing.

He wasn't wearing pants because in his elevated seat, none of the guests could see anything below his shoulders, so why not? .

 

[Lost_Yonder]

A gymnast was performing handstands and tumbles at some grand ball. She took her leotard off because it was too confining on her movement. Her act was being accompanied by the orchestra on a balcony directly above the stage. The violinist fell over the railing.

He wasn't wearing pants because in his elevated seat, none of the guests could see anything below his shoulders, so why not? .

But if the violinst was sitting in his seat, pantless, how did he fall over the railing? Explain that one!!!

 

[Bramblethorn]

But if the violinst was sitting in his seat, pantless, how did he fall over the railing? Explain that one!!!

Double bass player, seated behind him, accidentally poked him with her bow in a rather startling manner?

 

[callmeismael]

Nothing got Daphne in the mood like Bach's Chaconne for unaccompanied violin, and nobody played a Chaconne like Pasha, who performs for tips at the local Olive Garden. So feeling daring, Daphne invites Pasha to visit her at the factory where she works after his shift at the Olive Garden is over. She drapes a white cloth artfully over the factory equipment, then undresses, wearing nothing but her metallic socks while she waits for Pasha (metallic socks are all the rage in the not-so-distant future where our story is set).
He comes to her smelling freshly of breadsticks, whips off his pants, and at her urging, begins to play Bach's Chaconne as he penetrates her. Unfortunately, the harmonics of his high notes triggers one of the factory systems to start up. Overhead, a powerful electromagnet switches on, and Daphne feels her legs thrust up as her metallic socks are pulled skyward. Desperate not to let the moment end, she tries to keep her hands gripped to the floor, wraps her legs around Pasha, and urges him to keep playing.

 

[mythtrav16]

Double bass player, seated behind him, accidentally poked him with her bow in a rather startling manner?

I had another idea, but I'm gonna go with this one!

 

[Bramblethorn]

Unfortunately, the harmonics of his high notes triggers one of the factory systems to start up. Overhead, a powerful electromagnet switches on, and Daphne feels her legs thrust up as her metallic socks are pulled skyward. Desperate not to let the moment end, she tries to keep her hands gripped to the floor, wraps her legs around Pasha, and urges him to keep playing.

...I like the way you think.