Bah Humbug!
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TheEarl
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The peopel who weave from side to side, meandering slowly along the pavement. You're in a hurry and you can't get past this dawdling idiot because he's weaving around.
Or alternatively the people who are walking normally along a street until they notice something that htey absolutely must look at this second and perform an emergency stop in the middle of the pavement, causing everyone to walk into their backs.
Or the people who, when you ask them if you can get past, turn exactly 1/4 of a degree, so that they open up a 10mm gap which you're expected to pass through.
Or the people who crowd me, barging into me or cutting me up, despite the fact that I'm walking with a crutch atm. I need this crutch. It prevents me from putting weight on my ankle. If I put weight on my ankle it hurts me. So let's make a deal - you give me enough room to use my crutch and don't barge it out of the way and I won't use it to beat you to death. Okay?
I. Don't. Like. Crowds.
The Earl
Or alternatively the people who are walking normally along a street until they notice something that htey absolutely must look at this second and perform an emergency stop in the middle of the pavement, causing everyone to walk into their backs.
Or the people who, when you ask them if you can get past, turn exactly 1/4 of a degree, so that they open up a 10mm gap which you're expected to pass through.
Or the people who crowd me, barging into me or cutting me up, despite the fact that I'm walking with a crutch atm. I need this crutch. It prevents me from putting weight on my ankle. If I put weight on my ankle it hurts me. So let's make a deal - you give me enough room to use my crutch and don't barge it out of the way and I won't use it to beat you to death. Okay?
I. Don't. Like. Crowds.
The Earl
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What'd you do to your ankle?
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People in general irratate the shit out of me.
I agree with everyone.
These humans suddenly turn into idiots when they're out in public, lol.
And they're mean! Have you ever noticed how nasty people get??? LOL.
Shoppers and employees both.
(I worked at McDonald's for 4 years.. talk about dealing with the public.
Now, being a hairdresser, it hasn't gotten any better.
)
My mom and I were at the fat girl store Wednesday, and the lady working on the floor was so beyond unhelpful.
Yes, I understand her life sucks. I understand people are mean.
I understand that people are morons, and that they walk around with their heads up their ass.
But she didn't even crack a smile.
(I am a nice girl. I really truly am. I'm never mean and nasty to clerks.
)
Anyhow, I've been known to spend hundreds of dollars in one shopping spree at the aforementioned store.
So my favorite 'bah humbug' moment, are nasty clerks that work on commission.
It always remines me of the movie 'Pretty Woman.'
"You work on commission right? Big mistake. Huge. I have to go shopping now."
P.S.
I know that the employees don't give a shit if I shop there or not, lol.
Kinda like when I worked at McD's, and people said, "I'm never coming back here again!"
I didn't give a shit! And besides, they'd be back the next day, lol.
And now, at the barber shop- if we can't squeeze someone in and they say, "Well, I'll just go down the street."
I DON'T CARE! LOL.
And besides, I'll go back to the fat girl store again. Just probably not before Christmas, lol.
I agree with everyone.
These humans suddenly turn into idiots when they're out in public, lol.
And they're mean! Have you ever noticed how nasty people get??? LOL.
Shoppers and employees both.
(I worked at McDonald's for 4 years.. talk about dealing with the public.
Now, being a hairdresser, it hasn't gotten any better.
)My mom and I were at the fat girl store Wednesday, and the lady working on the floor was so beyond unhelpful.
Yes, I understand her life sucks. I understand people are mean.
I understand that people are morons, and that they walk around with their heads up their ass.
But she didn't even crack a smile.
(I am a nice girl. I really truly am. I'm never mean and nasty to clerks.
)Anyhow, I've been known to spend hundreds of dollars in one shopping spree at the aforementioned store.
So my favorite 'bah humbug' moment, are nasty clerks that work on commission.
It always remines me of the movie 'Pretty Woman.'
"You work on commission right? Big mistake. Huge. I have to go shopping now."
P.S.
I know that the employees don't give a shit if I shop there or not, lol.
Kinda like when I worked at McD's, and people said, "I'm never coming back here again!"
I didn't give a shit! And besides, they'd be back the next day, lol.
And now, at the barber shop- if we can't squeeze someone in and they say, "Well, I'll just go down the street."
I DON'T CARE! LOL.
And besides, I'll go back to the fat girl store again. Just probably not before Christmas, lol.
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