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Sillyman

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So, my parents were/are giant potheads. One time my father was driving down the road and he saw a woodchuck. The wood chuck crosses the road and sits by the side of the road. My father already stoned, gets the brilliant idea he was going to catch the woodchuck. So he got out of the car, forgetting in his haze to actually stop the car and put it in park. So he had to go running after the damn car down the hill.
Luckily, he managed to catch it. It would have been a bitch to ride that woodchuck around town.
 
Yeah that woulda sucked but think of all the money you would have saved on gas!
 
Thank you Sillyman,
I was starting to get depressed talking about some things in my life and I see this and life isn't as tough anymore.
Take Care,
Ezarc
 
I hypothalamus gland you draaah.

Yes Mona, I did have an intresting childhood. Social development with people who are always in an altered state of mind is an intresting experience few will ever know.
 
All I ask is you remember I have a weak heart. I'll need someone to catch me if I get dizzy.
 
If you have good shoes, with a nice, lug sole, a woodchuck is a simple, yet effective mode of transportation.
 
Private Vasquez said:
If you have good shoes, with a nice, lug sole, a woodchuck is a simple, yet effective mode of transportation.

Great av, Q.


More nearly useless knowledge: If you're going to catch a woodchuck, grab it by the tail & pick it up. They have a nasty bite, being rodents, but only the young ones are frisky enough to do a sit-up & bite you. If they try, just shake them slightly.
 
A squirrel, on the other hand, has such short, and stubby legs, that they can't get going fast enough to get you anywhere in a reasonable amount of time.
 
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