Bad Random Life Tips.

[stickygirl]

Being as this virus has been around for some months, it might be a good time to give your PC hard-drive a thorough wash in soapy water

 

[mnbreastluver]

Get a law degree so you don’t have to follow the law.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Stop taking showers and go out to needed places. Surefire way in keeping social distancing alive without doing a thing.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you want all the fun and enjoyment of a roller coaster but not with all those pesky safety precautions, sit in a shopping cart on train tracks and wait for a train to come and push you along.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

If you want all the fun and enjoyment of a roller coaster but not with all those pesky safety precautions, sit in a shopping cart on train tracks and wait for a train to come and push you along.

With gloves on, holding on to the back to get a free ride to places on a skateboard.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Feel free to commit any crime you want, the cops can’t arrest you because they’re not allowed within 6 feet of you!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Breaking into the home of your favorite porn star is the ultimate porno fan experience!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

The photographer/videographer of group sex in nursing homes.

 

[stickygirl]

Ladies, if you have a yeast infection, keep any residue and start making your own wine or beer.

 

[mnbreastluver]

All busses in NYC are free right now making it a great time to go out and explore the city for super cheap.

 

[stickygirl]

If you want to share your time with rational, considerate people, head over to the GB

 

[mnbreastluver]

To maintain social distancing while in public, walk around with an erection and nobody will come within 10 feet of you

 

[fisherfella]

Why don't we do a shopping spree, Walmart,Costco, Ikea, and Home Depot, here we come..maybe stop at Mcdonalds for some food on the way back..

 

[stickygirl]

If your vegan gf swallows, then give her a pork sausage for breakfast

 

[Lastingimpressions]

You don’t have to get your kids anything for Easter this year. Just tell them that the Easter bunny is self quarantining.

 

[LizVegas79]

You don’t have to get your kids anything for Easter this year. Just tell them that the Easter bunny is self quarantining.

Or even worse lol, you don’t have to get your kids anything for Easter this year because you can tell them mommy doesn't feel like standing in line at the grocery store so you're having the Easter bunny for dinner tonight

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Eat raw garlic and onions like an apple and berries during your time inside. Social distancing may extend past six feet and whatever virus is inside you will be chased out soon.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you're low on food, masturbate a lot, draining the nutrients from your body will leave space and give you a decent workout.

 

[VoraciousValue]

The convent is totally the best place to meet young, single women.

 

[sally_sparrow]

If you see someone crying, ask if it is because of their haircut.

 

[sally_sparrow]

If you want to share your time with rational, considerate people, head over to the GB

Hahahaha

 

[sally_sparrow]

If you are doing electrical work and do not know where the breaker panel is, just kink the wire like a garden hose to stop the flow of electricity.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you are looking into robbing a home, choose one that has one of those security systems or doorbell cameras since they have money to be able to afford those services and likely have nice stuff inside.

 

[stickygirl]

If you use crack cocaine, try using your nose instead because that's just fucked up

 

[mnbreastluver]

Mix Carolina Reaper pepper in your hand sanitizer to stop the face-touching habit completely.