Bad Random Life Tips.

[mnbreastluver]

Wash your condom after sex and put it away for later reuse.

 

[frustratedthoughts]

Douche with vinegar and use a cucumber as a dildo. If you add some dill and wait a week...you’ve got yourself some homemade pickles!

 

[stickygirl]

Men - tricks of the trade. If you have the squitty shits, borrow a tampon from your partner and pop it up there. Women have been doing this for years but naturally it's not something you normally bring into conversation. Like any tampon, they keep working for about 4 days

 

[kurrginatorX]

Start your own webcam service by placing cameras in the rooms of family and friends.

 

[stickygirl]

If a family pet dies, have a taxidermist make a keyring of its feet ( suitable for families with up to four children )

 

[mnbreastluver]

Got something stuck in your eye? Rub salt in the other one to take your mind off it.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Apply for a job at Burisma.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Want a good deal on an apartment? Commit a strong of horrific crimes there beforehand and watch that price fall.

 

[frustratedthoughts]

Time to switch out your contact lenses? Not so! If you turn them inside out, you’ll get double the wear out of each pair.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Shave your pubes before you bust open an ingrown hair down there, it will look funnier.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Not feeling funny enough? Wait until you're 2.5 sheets to the wind before making that epic post.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you have bad breathe just eat a bunch of onions and garlic and blame it on that.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Guys: To show your SO you're not completely void of emotion, shed a tear as you beat the family dog for peeing on the carpet.

 

[frustratedthoughts]

Want some edible undies, but you’re on a budget? Fruit rolls ups and licorice strings will work great

 

[kurrginatorX]

Want that dining out experience but you can't afford a pricy restaurant? Just cook your meal at home and bring it with you. The staff will be appreciative because they won't have to wash your dishes.

 

[Jada59]

Don't be afraid to vent anywhere and everywhere. If you object to something someone says, be sure to tell them that they have triggered you and you won't get over it unless/until they give you some sort of compensation.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Owe too much money? Get amnesia. If you can't remember taking out a loan, you can't be held liable for repaying it.

 

[frustratedthoughts]

Still owe the hospital from when you had your baby? Just stop paying it and let them repo your kid.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Playing the lottery is a great way to help plan for your retirement.

 

[kurrginatorX]

If you and your friends are lighting farts on the beach, remember that it's impolite to borrow from others. BYOM.

 

[philos]

Touch the jumper cables to your tongue to see if there is a charge.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Use essential oils to cook with. It’s so good for you.

 

[blade_rocknut]

We don’t need this over here. It’s too have fun.

You are correct. I shouldn't have, and once I remembered it this morning...edited to reflect my state of mind at the time.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Sifting through your neighbor's trash is the best way to get to know him / her.

 

[mnbreastluver]

You are correct. I shouldn't have, and once I remembered it this morning...edited to reflect my state of mind at the time.

Thank you! I appreciate you editing your post as did I.