Bad Random Life Tips.

[blade_rocknut]

torn back pocket on a pair of pants that left a hole? Just get a marker that matches and color your ass.

These are supposed to be *bad* ideas.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Start a compost pile in your kitchen. Not only will it give you great mulch, but you won't be pressured to take out the garbage anymore, and you'll provide a nice home for little furry friends.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Running out of ideas for Bad Random Life Tips? Just become the Stephen King of the thread and cleverly reword previous posts from other Litsters to make them your own.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Invite your friends over for a "potluck" for free food delivery.

 

[sally_sparrow]

Get instant service at a restaurant by smashing a dish on the floor

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you flip your underwear inside-out, you can wear it for twice as long.

 

[Polranny]

If you flip your underwear inside-out, you can wear it for twice as long.

Back to front as well, four times

 

[mnbreastluver]

Back to front as well, four times

That would work!

If you ever feel like time goes by too fast, just unplug your clocks!

 

[stickygirl]

If you need to look like you have bigger boobs, use chicken fillets.... and I do mean chicken fillets, which are cheaper than silicon and make a tasty meal, either later that evening or another day in the week.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Fill your humidifier with bleach to sanitize your house.

 

[sally_sparrow]

If you're tired of having a monthly period just get pregnant.

 

[Jaws82]

Let knives soak in hot soapy water

 

[blade_rocknut]

Really awesome advice lately!

You know how they lowered the safe cooking temp for pork? Yeah; you can totally do that with chicken, too. Medium rare thighs for everyone! Mix that bloody goodness with your mashed potatoes and mac& cheese for the full culinary Nelson.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Keep bugs and viruses away from your PC by washing your hard drive with warm water and lots of soap.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Forget dieting. When you die, no matter how large your ghost is, it won't weigh a single ounce.

 

[mnbreastluver]

When you plan on leaving a bar, go buy one last drink and drink it quick and then refuse to pay for it. They will kick you out but you planned on leaving anyway and you get a free drink.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Looking to take the family out to dinner but you just don't have the funds? Collect roaches, place them in a matchbox, and as you near the end of your meal set those suckers free. Comped meal with no questions asked.

 

[Jada59]

Want a free meal? Walk along a street, sniffing for a good smelling dinner cooking. It helps if the house has one of those signs bearing the last name of the occupants. Ring the bell and tell them you are their cousin twice removed, just visiting.

 

[mnbreastluver]

You know the section in restaurants for pick ups: (Grub Hub, Uber Eats, Door Dash, etc.) Yeah, that's just free food.

 

[Jada59]

Lonely? Talk to a Nigerian scammer.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you've been smoking and need to hide that dank smell, instead of showering down in Febreze, capture a wild skunk and say it sprayed you.

 

[Jada59]

Crawl around the grocery store on your hands an knees. They say the best buys are down there.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Worried about losing your hat on a windy day? Super glue it to your head and worry no more.

 

[stickygirl]

No need to bother with contraception because the female body has ways to shut that whole thing down

 

[mnbreastluver]

Disagree with your Lit crush on politics.