Bad Random Life Tips.

[kurrginatorX]

Remember, there is no such thing as a stupid question, so just ask "Why?" thirty, forty times in a row. No one will get upset.

 

[EctoJohn]

Do what I do.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Want to feed hummingbirds during the winter? Just fill your feeder with antifreeze. It's a naturally sweet syrup that won't freeze!

 

[BadAmy]

take the tip. Just the tip. It is enough.
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[mnbreastluver]

During winter, if the hot water in your shower takes a long time to start flowing, you can keep yourself warm by peeing on yourself.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Stop brushing your teeth, its a waste of water., and time.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If a cop pulls you over. Just tell him you do not speak any languages, and drive off.

 

[Jada59]

Sprinkle Cheerios on your neighbor's lawn. Free breakfast for him.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Need some money? Write someone a check but sneak a little minus sign in front of the amount!

 

[Jada59]

Get yourself some Hammer pants. They have elastic at the top, big huge legs and are perfect for stashing those items you want to shoplift.

 

[mnbreastluver]

You can take any product you like from a shop without paying as long as it hasn't got a battery. If anyone tries to stop you, just tell them it's not chargeable.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Answer every question with a question. People think that is simply delightful.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Blind yourself to get a free dog.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Dress your kids in a single large shirt and claim they are “Siamese Twins” so you can eat at a buffet 2-1.

 

[BadAmy]

post all your responses with Gifs. people really like that.
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[mnbreastluver]

Use white-out and a pen to change the make and model of your car, turning it into whatever car you want for free.

 

[mynameisben]

Always pull the pin out of your hand grenade before cleaning it to get to those hard-to-reach areas.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Leave your poop around the house to establish dominance with your cats.

 

[Jada59]

Take up two parking spaces to show your dominance.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Always remember; You can always find a parking spot if you drive a tank.

 

[Jada59]

Wrinkled clothes but no iron? Use a waffle iron for a new texture!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Long term weight loss starts with smart, sensible changes to your kitchen and meal prep area. One quick tip is to dump your salt shaker and refill it with cocaine.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Citing amnesia is the perfect defense for any alleged crime.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Stop Saving for Retirement. Start spending that money on whiskey.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Harboring secrets is a heavy burden. Start an online blog and purge yourself of all that unnecessary emotional trauma.