BAD NEWS FOR 'BAMA BELLES

Isabella Thorne

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A federal appeals court has upheld an Alabama law banning the sale of artificial penises.

The law was challenged last year by six women who either sell sex aids or said they need them to get the job done.

A U.S. District Judge agreed saying it was "overly broad" and in violation of due process rights.

But last week a three-judge 11th Circuit panel overturned the ruling. They said the law, "is rationally related to the state's legitimate government interest in public morality."

The penalty for selling or distributing a rubber dicks in Alabama? Up to one year in jail and a $10,000 fine. [Cucumber farmers celebrate the ruling....] lol

[Publisher's Note: Apparently, they want the offenders to learn, in jail, under the glare of horny prison wardens, that there's no replacement for the real thing. Don't drop your soap, ladies!] :)
 
You are kidding... right? Good Lord woman, tell me you are kidding!!!!!
 
I understand it's still against the law to slurp your soup in New Jersey, Hey Nitelight, verify this one for me.
 
Purple Haze

It's only a Misdemeanor. Except in Ocean County, where you can get 3 to 5.
 
I think the law might have been written so the inbred have a chance with their small ones.

But then again, that's just my opinion.
 
...and yet, you can still marry your second cousin.

For my friends in Bama.

A tornado ripped through downtown Birmingham last night. Damage estimates stand at $1.67

The tornado then travelled on to Montgomery, where it ripped the wheels off of the governor's mansion.

Full story at 11:00!
 
Merelan said:
You are kidding... right? Good Lord woman, tell me you are kidding!!!!!
well Merelan luv ... unfortunately i think it is true ... it is illegal in Alabama to sell dildos / vibrators ... etc.

oh ... also isn't it illegal in some states to perform oral sex ...??
 
Hey how about we start an illegal dildo smuggling ring in Alabama?
We could call them Pa, Big Pa and Grandpa... think we could make a fortune? Maybe have a special one for the Holidays called Cuz or something like that.
This could be the fortune we have been waiting for! Now, think of the ways we can smuggle them in.
There is the obvious one...
no, not in us, but dress some of the females up as men and strap them babies on. Then no one will notice.
Wonder what the penalty is for smuggling them?
 
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