"Bad: Joke Comedy Hour

[Algos_Idoni]

The place to tell those really awful, yet hilarious jokes that make you groan.
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?





It was IN-TENTS (Intense)

 

[lowphat]

The place to tell those really awful, yet hilarious jokes that make you groan.
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?





It was IN-TENTS (Intense)

So this place is for the rest of us, I get it . . . Cool

 

[DoRaMe]

I can tell you first and second grade jokes. That is all I hear. lol

Why was Santa good at Karate?
Because he wears a black belt.

 

[Algos_Idoni]

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?




DeCALFinated.

 

[lowphat]

Ten blondes lined up ear to ear?





Wind tunnel

 

[Algos_Idoni]

Did you hear about the promotion the scarecrow got?




He was OUT STANDING in his field.

 

[zydrate]

omg.... some of these are like dad jokes too....

 

[Algos_Idoni]

omg.... some of these are like dad jokes too....

I have a dad-bod, I am a dad, so yes... i have dad jokes too. Embrace it.

 

[zydrate]

I have a dad-bod, I am a dad, so yes... i have dad jokes too. Embrace it.

lol, reminds me of my father-in-law really... and my husband...

 

[yellow_rose71]

What does a woman call a mushroom with a 12" penis?



A fungi to be with!

 

[Iceprincess12]

This is for Sks43, she requested a joke pm, which I will send. If you want the punch line...pm her



A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at lover's point where they started making out. After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her,

"Do you want to go in the back seat?"

"No!" she answered.

Okay, he thought, maybe she's not ready yet. Now he has her shirt and skirt off, the windows are steamed, and things are getting really hot, so he asks again,

"Do you want to go in the back seat?"

"No!" she answers again.

Now he has her bra off, they're both very sweaty, and she even has his pants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she HAS to want it now.

"Do you want to go in the back seat?" he asks again.

"No!" she answers yet again.

Frustrated, he demands, "Well why not?"

PM sks43 for the punchline​

 

[holdmyhand2013]

Spotted this thread and thought of joke a kid in my store told me.

A Spanish magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos...." and then *poof* he disappeared without a tres!