Bad Halloween Limerick Thread.

[Liar]

Beware of the uprisen dead.
They may give spectacular head,
but returning the favor
you'll find that the flavor
of munching a corpse is a dread.

 

[keyala]

A fellow named "Tricky the Dick"
Had a girlfriend whose cunt made him sick
Her first name was "Candy"
Which should've been dandy
But her taste proved the treat was a trick

 

[shereads]

Decapitated Dennis
Is a liar and a menace
Who invites unwary donors to his flat.
So when asked by someone dead
To consider giving head
It's a good idea to check beneath his hat.

 

[shereads]

There has to be another limerick out there. This can't be the end.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

That was so plaintive....

While dining with Christopher Lee
In a quaint restaurant in Paree,
A canny old tart
drove a steak through his heart
-- her English was poor, don't you see.

 

[shereads]

While dining with Christopher Lee
In a quaint restaurant in Paree,
A canny old tart
drove a steak through his heart
-- her English was poor, don't you see.

Lacking fare for a cab
After paying Lee's tab
She was late for her flight to Hong Kong
So the bloodthirsty tartre
Headed back to Montmartre
And was struck by a falling diphthong.

 

[shereads]

On Halloween night in Nantucket
We each catch a rooster and pluck it
Be the first on your block
With a naked pink cock
And the mayor will eat it and give you a trophy.

 

[oggbashan]

Thank goodness I've survived Halloween
Without acquiring a reputation for mean
And my house has been un-egged
By feral youths who then legged
The winds and rain kept my house clean

 

[shereads]

Soylent Orange

~ A Halloween Postmortem

A sudden disinterest in porn
Was traced to some strange candy corn
That causes a coma
And was sold in Sonoma
By a psychotic grocer named Bjorn.