I have been known to bail on a bad date by going to the toilet before ordering dinner and disappearing in a taxi
I have been known to bail on a bad date by going to the toilet before ordering dinner and disappearing in a taxi
Bad dates suck even more if you're a guy, because you have to pay to be miserable and awkward. I took this chick out once after I split with my g/f at the time, all on the rebound and whatnot, and this bitch was STUPID- like, I thought she was stupid, and my stupid bar is set pretty low. We were at some steakhouse, an Applebees or a Logans or something- one of the ones with TVs everywhere, and it was all awkward because every time I said something, she said something stupid, so I was just kinda eating salad, and she pointed to the TV and started talking about how much she hated Mexicans, and how they should build a wall and I was just like:
So I tried, "You know that most illegal immigrants are just overstaying their visas, right? Most people don't sneak in."
Her: What? No- that's not right, you see them sneak in all the time.
Me:... so... *tries desperately to think of a topic that won't become stupid* What's your major?
Her: Sociology.
Me: ......... *pulls out phone, texts under table: Jamie, when I get home, I am stabbing you with a serrated steak knife. Many times.* ... that sounds... interesting...
And the whole night was like that. It was horrible. She sucked my off, though, which was like... the only good thing about the night. But goddamn, even the sound of her voice after that night made me cringe. And she totally didn't pick up on the fact that it was a horrible night! How do you do that!? How do you not notice that your date is miserable? Like, she kept asking me when we were going to go out again.
Her suck-o-meter was set low too.
