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[Just-Legal]

*sits in a corner with a small, happy smile on her face*

Earl honey, you sure know how to cheer a girl up.

 

[SeaCat]

Nope, didn't do a thing for me either. Reckon I'm just old fashioned.

Cat

 

[Guest]

Nope, didn't do a thing for me either. Reckon I'm just old fashioned.

Cat

Nahhh, just happily hetero.

(Still looks good to me this morning!)

 

[Kassiana]

Yowza.

And I mean that sincerely.

My husband told me recently, "You're such a bottom."

Or I have such a bottom. Or something.

 

[Guest]

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Chesty goodness. For those who asked nicely. And especially for the one who asked naughtily.

The Earl

I've just had a thought...

I could get in my car and drive to you and be there before my usual bedtime. You know how long it will take me to get there, be in that exact pose when I do.

Fuck!

 

[Just-Legal]

I've just had a thought...

I could get in my car and drive to you and be there before my usual bedtime. You know how long it will take me to get there, be in that exact pose when I do.

Fuck!

See, this is when I wish I could drive, because then I'd race Lou there

 

[Guest]

See, this is when I wish I could drive, because then I'd race Lou there

I could always do a massive detour and pick you up on the way.

(It's a shame the bugger logged off before he saw my post, I was at a bit of a lose end tonight. )

 

[Just-Legal]

I could always do a massive detour and pick you up on the way.

(It's a shame the bugger logged off before he saw my post, I was at a bit of a lose end tonight. )

Are you kidding, we'd kill him, either with shock or exhaustion.

Or both.

Keep going Lou, you're making me smile

 

[Guest]

Are you kidding, we'd kill him, either with shock or exhaustion.

Or both.

Keep going Lou, you're making me smile

Or blood loss. Muahahaahahahaaaaaa!!! (He's gonna be scared when he sees this thread now. )

My vote is actually for dehydration.

I am? Whoop!!!!

The good thing is, we'd have plenty of time in the car on the way to his place to discuss tactics.

 

[Just-Legal]

Or blood loss. Muahahaahahahaaaaaa!!! (He's gonna be scared when he sees this thread now. )

My vote is actually for dehydration.

I am? Whoop!!!!

The good thing is, we'd have plenty of time in the car on the way to his place to discuss tactics.

And who gets the belt used on them first...

Yeah for dehydration! *evil grin* I'll pinch the IV now shall I?

*sweet smile at Earl* We're not planning your demise by rampant sex. Honest

 

[Guest]

And who gets the belt used on them first...

Yeah for dehydration! *evil grin* I'll pinch the IV now shall I?

*sweet smile at Earl* We're not planning your demise by rampant sex. Honest

Whoever gets naked quickest?

Yep, go for it.

No, no, no! Of course we're not.

 

[Just-Legal]

Whoever gets naked quickest?

Yep, go for it.

No, no, no! Of course we're not.

ROFL That would be me, I'd put money on it. *looks down, and back up, and grins*

Okay, IV, IV... Needles, no, aspirn, please... aha! IV! I knew there was a benefit to living next to a hospital *g*

No, we're not *innocent look*

*whispers* Lou? I'll get the scarves, you get the cuffs.

 

[Sabledrake]

Whatever else you do, Lou-Lou, don't forget to pack your CAMERA!!!

-- C.

 

[TheEarl]

I'm waiting.........

The Earl

 

[ellie_knows]

Earl, I don't know you. But I do like your av.

 

[Guest]

I'm waiting.........

The Earl

Get those bloody socks off! I'm not coming there until you do.

 

[TheEarl]

Who says I haven't already?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Who says I haven't already?

The Earl

I can see. I'm outside your window.

 

[Guest]

Whatever else you do, Lou-Lou, don't forget to pack your CAMERA!!!

-- C.

For sure! I have my video camera, too...

 

[TheEarl]

But my feet are under the desk.

<opens window>

The Earl

 

[Guest]

But my feet are under the desk.

<opens window>

The Earl

I'm using a telescope, upside down.

<climbs in through window>

 

[Just-Legal]

I'm using a telescope, upside down.

<climbs in through window>

HEY! Wait for me! I'm too big to come in through the window!

*mutters and starts hammering on the front door*