Bachlum Chaam

[starkpic]

Yeah stark it's much more fun here admit it.

Hey Bach sweetie. Hope you have a good morning.

Dear Lady Vinde The temptation, I have to admit, was often to down tool and leave the undressed subject as an unstill life, so I might return here to the safety of the threads.
Ahhhhhh.....were life so simple.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Dear Lady Vinde The temptation, I have to admit, was often to down tool and leave the undressed subject as an unstill life, so I might return here to the safety of the threads.
Ahhhhhh.....were life so simple.

But sir no doubt the bit of totty in her undressed state is so much better

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Bumping it up.......


-kym- wishing I could "bump and grind" for Him

 

[Vinde]

Hey Bach sweety i'm back and ready to play where are you?

 

[Vinde]

bump

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Hey Bach sweety i'm back and ready to play where are you?

I'm here duck ready willing and able

 

[Vinde]

I know you're here, but i have to go soon . Will miss you.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

hmmm that arse on your AV couldn't you just sink your teeth into it

 

[Vinde]

*wiggling my arse in front of bach

Go ahead why don't you?

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

*wiggling my arse in front of bach

Go ahead why don't you?

*in one swift movement out with the paddle and a stinging WHACKKKK on her arse*

 

[Vinde]

*in one swift movement out with the paddle and a stinging WHACKKKK on her arse*

ouch
wasn't expecting that although that's what i get for flaunting it in your face.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

ouch
wasn't expecting that although that's what i get for flaunting it in your face.

That will teach you my lady

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

ouch
wasn't expecting that although that's what i get for flaunting it in your face.

Then again I appreciate a good flaunting

 

[Vinde]

Then again I appreciate a good flaunting

Woo hooo i love to flaunt it.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Woo hooo i love to flaunt it.

And to have such a beautiful arse waved in ones face...........

 

[Vinde]

And to have such a beautiful arse waved in ones face...........

Why thank you kind sir, i'm glad you appreciate my fine ass....

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Why thank you kind sir, i'm glad you appreciate my fine ass....

Ass is a donkey type creature my lady

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Ass is a donkey type creature my lady

~~laughing~~ A donkey type creature Bachlum??!

**ahem** According to my Microsoft Encarta College Dictionary...

ass/ass/n. 1. An animal resembling a small horse with long ears, sometimes used as a beast of burden, Genus:Equus

Just thought I'd give you a helping 'hand' so to speak dear.


-kym- Unburdening the beast

 

[starkpic]

~~laughing~~ A donkey type creature Bachlum??!

**ahem** According to my Microsoft Encarta College Dictionary...

ass/ass/n. 1. An animal resembling a small horse with long ears, sometimes used as a beast of burden, Genus:Equus

Just thought I'd give you a helping 'hand' so to speak dear.


-kym- Unburdening the beast

Which is, as Baron Bacon said, young smartass Lady Kym a donkey type creature!
Never mind yon Micro bloody soft dic. stuff Alacarter; we know by the olde Magni Cartie! Now get them there togs off and start practisin' your subservient postures!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Which is, as Baron Bacon said, young smartass Lady Kym a donkey type creature!
Never mind yon Micro bloody soft dic. stuff Alacarter; we know by the olde Magni Cartie! Now get them there togs off and start practisin' your subservient postures!

And a big howdy doody to you too Stark!
where the hell did you disembark?
Its been some time since you were last here
tell me, you were't suffering the effects of too much beer!
Lol, you name me a smartass but we both know its true
I'm really one cheeky bugger, that likes a laugh or two
Its great to see you Starkie and I hope you'll hang aroiund
To be honest, its been rather boring, with you out of town!
Bachlum's gone all mushy and no longer jests
perhaps his humour is knackered, and in need of a rest
But that's all changed now the you've returned to the board
So glad to see you, I have much cheekiness stored!


-kym- Practisin' my subservient postures for September

 

[starkpic]

And a big howdy doody to you too Stark!
where the hell did you disembark?
Its been some time since you were last here
tell me, you were't suffering the effects of too much beer!
Lol, you name me a smartass but we both know its true
I'm really one cheeky bugger, that likes a laugh or two
Its great to see you Starkie and I hope you'll hang aroiund
To be honest, its been rather boring, with you out of town!
Bachlum's gone all mushy and no longer jests
perhaps his humour is knackered, and in need of a rest
But that's all changed now the you've returned to the board
So glad to see you, I have much cheekiness stored!


-kym- Practisin' my subservient postures for September

Hello mi'little cheeky one
it wasn't that I had been gone
just doin' things of different type
but missin' sorely your rude hype.
Even now I have to go
'cos mother's shouting down below
I will be back now and again
but cannot say precisely when
busy you see with this and that
workin' hard, like a cat
I look forward to talkin' with thee
My lovely Floridickin' flower, ladiee Kymieee

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Kym-- cheeky wench

Cheeky bloody wench
full of laughter and sass
requires tying to a bench
and paddling to her ass
her humour kicks up such a stench
flogging and beating comes to pass
lots of stripes across her arse
wailing ,screaming,tears aflying
her Sir whaling with cat o tails
whacking her till she's acrying

The moral of this tale with Kymmie crying beat me,beat me I'm a carpet

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Hello mi'little cheeky one
it wasn't that I had been gone
just doin' things of different type
but missin' sorely your rude hype.
Even now I have to go
'cos mother's shouting down below
I will be back now and again
but cannot say precisely when
busy you see with this and that
workin' hard, like a cat
I look forward to talkin' with thee
My lovely Floridickin' flower, ladiee Kymieee

Lovely Floridickin' flower, Stark! You silly goose!
Still, its terribly nice to see you loose
I for one have missed your humour and rhyme
Having to deal with Bachlum's mushy slime
Native has been gone from this thread
I think its Bachlum's posts, she began to dread
He's gone all sappy, and no longer any fun
Do you think you can fix that for us Hon?
Give him a swift kick in the old bum, lighten him up
He no longer speaks of all the women he would tup!
Thanks be to you my Starkie poohs
Now if you'll 'scuse me, I'm off to the loo


-kym- Floridickin Flower

 

[Vinde]

I must apologize kym, for i think it is my fault ( i hope) that bachlum has turned to mush. I'll try to turn him back to his old playful self soon

Stark good to see you again.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

I must apologize kym, for i think it is my fault ( i hope) that bachlum has turned to mush. I'll try to turn him back to his old playful self soon

Stark good to see you again.

Is'ok Vinde; I understand. Just miss the "old" Bachlum. Need that uniquely abstract humour to keep me entertained. That is.... until MY-Sir can properly "entertain" me!


-kym- longing for MY-Sir's ministrations