baby Guru

[Countess DeWinter]

In a few more posts, I will be a guru!! I am so excited!
However, it occures to me that no one has flamed me, said anything mean to me, etc etc...
Somebody hurt me, quick, so I can feel like one of the family...

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[R Nitelight]

Countess DeWinter

I don't know about flaming you, but I do know the new guru-spanking line forms behind me.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Naked Hunny]

hehe Id spank the Countess any day!!

 

[forgetunome]

Geez....

In a few more posts, I will be a guru!! I am so excited!
However, it occures to me that no one has flamed me, said anything mean to me, etc etc...
Somebody hurt me, quick, so I can feel like one of the family...

Who frickin' cares if you are going to reach Gurudom!! So what you post, do you have anything worth saying? Huh! WELL...do ya'!!! Geez...why don't you give us all a break!!

Okay....does that help! Welcome to Gurudom!!!

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

count me in next!

 

[Countess DeWinter]

boy is my ass going to be red!!!
but that's never deterred me before
*turning around and bending over for my spanking*
Do I need to pull my panties down, too?

 

[R Nitelight]

Countess De Winter

Allow me.....

 

[Juliangel]

In a few more posts, I will be a guru!! I am so excited!
However, it occures to me that no one has flamed me, said anything mean to me, etc etc...
Somebody hurt me, quick, so I can feel like one of the family...

Sorry cannot help you out. I didn't get my first troll (and only one) until after I hit 1000 posts. <waiting in line for my turn with the paddle>

 

[Naked Hunny]

oh oh can I get a shot and Julia's sweet lil ass while the paddle is out!!

 

[Guest]

Juliangel



Sorry cannot help you out. I didn't get my first troll (and only one) until after I hit 1000 posts. <waiting in line for my turn with the paddle> [/QUOTE]


If you weren't so wonderful, we trolls would attack you all the time. We want to hate you, but we love you too much.
It's not always easy being a troll.

 

[Friendly Dragon]

A dragon should be good at flaming, right?

Hey you! Yes you, Countess. Listen to me when I'm talking to you! You should be ashamed of yourself!

You're on here every day with your roleplays, flaunting yourself with your sweet, sexy, succulent, gorgeous, hot, sensual, desirable, divine, delightful, delicious, sopping, vivacious, voluptuous, alluring, enchanting, entrancing, adorably addictive, lusciously lickable, eminently edible, joyously juicy, splendidly spankable, fantastically fuckable, gloriously goddess-like characters, but...

Damn, I seem to have totally lost my train of thought, and completely forgotten what I was gonna say now.

But it was definitely very bad!

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Wow! That was just the most...um, awful tongue lashing I've had since, oh, since last night! Come over here and say those things to my face!

 

[Merelan]

Do I have to use a paddle? I prefer kisses.
And Cyan... whew... that was almost too much for this early. Though she could use it as her title when she breaks a 1,000.

 

[Friendly Dragon]

I'm sorry, I never intended for you to see me get that angry, I do apologise

Hey Merelan, you're not confusing me with another dragon are you?

*dropping slowly to my knees* why don't you come to me, my Countess?

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Pardon me!!! Excuse me!!! Cumming through!!
I'm just trying to be polite and knock anybody down in my rush to get to you FD

Oops! In my rush, I seem to have forgotten to put any panties on...is that a problem

 

[Merelan]

Oh I am soooooo embarrassed. Please, please forgive me. What can I do to make up for it? Uggghhhhhhhh....
Anything, anything you ask is yours.

 

[Friendly Dragon]

hmmm

no, I don't think that'll be a problem...

*sliding my hands over the soft skin of your luscious legs, roaming up the back of your thighs, over your ass, squeezing and kneading your delightful flesh, as I shower your thighs with the lightest of butterfly kisses, caressing every inch with my lips, slowly winding my way higher*

 

[Friendly Dragon]

Merelan

Don't worry, I'll probably get over it...in time...

maybe you'd like to help me send the Countess over the edge...

to 500 posts of course, what else could I possiblymean!?

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Ever heard of a daisy chain?

 

[Merelan]

Oooh flowers and Countess and a friendly, very friendly dragon. This is going to be a good day!
I love the darling dragon's signature... can I walk with you?

 

[Friendly Dragon]

hmmmm, sounds familiar...

 

[Friendly Dragon]

But of course Merelan, be my guest Be careful your starshine doesn't melt the snow though

 

[Thor's Hammer]

Clattering in in his chariot, trying very hard to be godlike cruel, but hell, it is not working. I can't even bring myself to use the whip!

<------Throwing the whip to Merelan with a beatific smile