Sparky Kronkite
Spam Eater Extraordinare'
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Please note: I am not a terrorist or a proponent of such activity - this statement is merely an exercise in creative thinking.
Walking to work and discussing with the Shebabe - how close the upcoming US Presidential elections is - just 5 days, well…..
The terrorist in me started thinking.
IF I WERE A TERRORIST………….
I'd manufacture some serious catastrophe, blow something the fuck up - either on election-day or very soon thereafter.
Why?
Because an election of this stature and in particular this election - (Slick Willy having been in office for a full 8 years, the resultant, relative complacency - and the inquest of irresolute, yet certain change that the winner of this election, no matter which candidate it will be - will bring. With its resultant effect on the US/global economy and general, over all stability of the planet - all at stake.) - not too mention - it's the beginning of the holiday season.
BOOM! THE FUCK BOOM!
If the target was massive enough and the carnage sufficient - it would throw America into a deep, deep funk - and over the holidays too.
Then, next year - late January - I'd hit'em again. A veritable 1-2 punch.
Then I'd retreat and lay the fuck low for a long time - and watch - see if it all unravels - and try to stay alive.
Can we all say - Fiji?
Please note: I am not a terrorist or a proponent of such activity - this statement is merely an exercise in creative thinking.
Walking to work and discussing with the Shebabe - how close the upcoming US Presidential elections is - just 5 days, well…..
The terrorist in me started thinking.
IF I WERE A TERRORIST………….
I'd manufacture some serious catastrophe, blow something the fuck up - either on election-day or very soon thereafter.
Why?
Because an election of this stature and in particular this election - (Slick Willy having been in office for a full 8 years, the resultant, relative complacency - and the inquest of irresolute, yet certain change that the winner of this election, no matter which candidate it will be - will bring. With its resultant effect on the US/global economy and general, over all stability of the planet - all at stake.) - not too mention - it's the beginning of the holiday season.
BOOM! THE FUCK BOOM!
If the target was massive enough and the carnage sufficient - it would throw America into a deep, deep funk - and over the holidays too.
Then, next year - late January - I'd hit'em again. A veritable 1-2 punch.
Then I'd retreat and lay the fuck low for a long time - and watch - see if it all unravels - and try to stay alive.
Can we all say - Fiji?
Please note: I am not a terrorist or a proponent of such activity - this statement is merely an exercise in creative thinking.
