Azwed- U have created a monster

[riff]

You posted a link to a site with smiley faces and a chorus singing: YOU ARE AN IDIOT~YA Ha Ha Ha-ah-ha-ha....

I made it my homepage at school. In the morning when i open my browser, YOU ARE AN IDIOT fills the classroom.

Saturday night as I left to go out, I approached my car. Written in chapstick across the front windshield was "You Are An Idiot" with ha ha ha aha ah written all around it.

On the back shield was a WAN topology.

Today, I will find out who the IDIOT is!

 

[Azwed]

You posted a link to a site with smiley faces and a chorus singing: YOU ARE AN IDIOT~YA Ha Ha Ha-ah-ha-ha....

I made it my homepage at school. In the morning when i open my browser, YOU ARE AN IDIOT fills the classroom.

Saturday night as I left to go out, I approached my car. Written in chapstick across the front windshield was "You Are An Idiot" with ha ha ha aha ah written all around it.

On the back shield was a WAN topology.

Today, I will find out who the IDIOT is!

I did????

 

[freescorfr]

What, riff, will you do to the idiot?

 

[riff]

I can assure you that I will not have to go on a hunt. The idiot will reveal himself because he wants to be caught.

Some of them are so hungry for attention. I'll be nice, smile and laugh for I am truly touched by the gesture which I am confident is one of affection.

I'll ask "Why?"

And I'll hand them the glass cleaner.

 

[SilverVeil]

I would very much like to have the URL to that site please ?

 

[freescorfr]

I can assure you that I will not have to go on a hunt. The idiot will reveal himself because he wants to be caught.

Some of them are so hungry for attention. I'll be nice, smile and laugh for I am truly touched by the gesture which I am confident is one of affection.

I'll ask "Why?"

And I'll hand them the glass cleaner.

Sweet reasonableness, riff. Why is it that Mr. President doesn't come to you for some advice? We might all live in a happier and more harmonious world then.

Do I detect a Dostoyevsky link? Your idot is Raskolnikov.

Very, very clever. The Idiot is Jesus. That's the Russian link.

 

[riff]

Sweet reasonableness, riff. Why is it that Mr. President doesn't come to you for some advice? We might all live in a happier and more harmonious world then.

Do I detect a Dostoyevsky link? Your idot is Raskolnikov.

Very, very clever. The Idiot is Jesus. That's the Russian link.

Have you been reading Foucault's Pendulum?

 

[riff]

Here is the link!

http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/youare.swf

And how fittingly ironic! It's starting out as one of those Mondays. I jerked off and looked at the clock. 7AM. I am usually at work at 7AM.

So I jump in the shower, throw some clothes on, and haul ass to work.

I left my cigarettes at home. Damn. I'll buy some. I left my wallet at home. I am screwed. I walk into my office and log on.

http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/youare.swf

Appears on my screen! You said it!

And then, freescorf comes at me with the Pendulum and proto-existentialism.

I haven't shaved my face since Friday morning. My hair is wacked, I am wearing long sleeves, and got my light yellow glasses on.

And I rushed in late. They are gonna think I am on drugs.

But the idiot will reveal himself to me. And I suspect it is the same persons (I have an instinctual hunch the culprits are more than one) that called me almost precisely after I awakened from my dream Friday night at about 330AM. They talked something like Japanese at me.

 

[freescorfr]

Have you been reading Foucault's Pendulum?

Inter connectivity should not surprise you, riff.

Maybe we should have a mandatory reading thread - Crime and Punnishment would be on mine
Foucault's Pendulum on yours?
The Idiot on His?

 

[Azwed]

Nope that was not me i would have remembered posting something like that up.

 

[SilverVeil]

Heh.... I am slightly peeved at my fiance right now.

Soooooo ..... when next he logs into Internet Explorer, he is going to get this.

I set it as our home page.


*stomps off muttering under her breath ... " Snap at me next time you play that fucking video game asshole. " *

 

[freescorfr]

What a link, I've just clicked it. I'm giving up all this post-modernist, complexity, life time of culture and uderstanding existence for a more simple style of seeing out my days. How staight forward everything now seems.

 

[riff]

I was right.

The idiots revealed themselves.

The same two idiots called me Friday night at 3AM or so and talked japanese at me. These were the same to idiots that marked my car.

They wrote with soap. The rain washed it away. I made them windex clean all of the exterior glass on the car anyway.

Punish them? Hell no. They did it because they love me. It was written across the smiles on their faces when I told the entire story to class and then said, do you want to know who I think did this?

"YES!" The entire class responded.

I nailed the two fuckers off on the first guess!



BTW- Aswed, sorry to implicate you in the U R an Ididito thread. I guess I forget who did it.