Awkward!!!

L8tnIt

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Let's just goof around and come up with some really uncomfortable & awkward scenarios to laugh at...

Shall we?
 
A single conversation

"Dude, don't talk to me about how you got to improve your grades by sleeping with the teacher... You were home schooled!"
 
Ooohhh. I got one- when you're playing and then your partner sends you a face pic and you SWEAR that it's your cousin! Awkward! :D:heart:
 
When you post a naughty voice clip, and you get a PM saying, "DAD??!!"
Awk-ward.
 
You think the pretty lady at the store was smiling at you, then turn and see the hunky dude behind you, and realize you've been giving your best sexy smile to some poor girl who had no idea why you were grinning at her like an idiot.
 
PM: "Your ebony skin drives me wild."
Reply: "I'm not black."

Awk-ward.
 
PM from Honey: "Fancy removing my knickers and giving me a proper rogering?"
Reply: "I'm not British."

Awk-ward.
 
I was sexting with a girl for a couple days while I was out camping.. we went pretty hot and heavy.. I'd been out riding for a while and when I came back, I texted her:

"Hey baby, wanna suck some cock?"


A few minutes later I get a text back:

"Uh dad.... I love you, but not like that"


from my son. LOL!!
 
I sent an email to who I thought was my boyfriend. I said, Good morning, lover, all I can think about is the taste of your gorgeous cock.

I get a note back from my hairdresser. "I think this went to the wrong place, hon."

AW-kward!
 
A dude steps out of a Gloryhole booth, and sees his Preacher come out of the booth next to him...
You be the judge
 
Texting anyone... Drop in link to something send only then to realize you sent a more Litlike link since the intended link was never copied

Porn to ???

Awwwkward

Of course you send follow up begging them to delete without clicking
 
Texting anyone... Drop in link to something send only then to realize you sent a more Litlike link since the intended link was never copied

Porn to ???

Awwwkward

Of course you send follow up begging them to delete without clicking

There are numerous YouTube videos of people sending texts to the wrong people.
Spouses cheating, Autocorrect Fails, and the like. They are fun to read... unless it came from your phone :p
 
I sent an email to who I thought was my boyfriend. I said, Good morning, lover, all I can think about is the taste of your gorgeous cock.

I get a note back from my hairdresser. "I think this went to the wrong place, hon."

AW-kward!

Once, I thought I was texting a friend of mine. I had broken my leg. I was holding a long & worthwhile conversation with this person, thinking it was the friend I originally wanted to contact.
When out of nowhere, the other person said something that I had no clue about, we figured something out; I was talking to a Marine's wife, and he had also broke his leg...

Awkward for us both
 
From A Taste of Spirits: My daughter has reached that age where she's asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, 'Is that the best you can do?'"

Then there was the guy who came home early to find his wife airtiight with his father, grandfather, and son. Awk-waard... no room for him in there!
 
I accidentally sexted my parents once. A video was involved. Phenomenally awkward.

^that's just one example-- I've got more. I do 'awkward' really well.
 
Getting pubic hair stuck in your partner's braces...

Awkward and Ouch
 
FB just suggested a guy with whom I had a very brief, very heated mini-fling a number of years ago as someone I might want to friend.

'Hi! Remember me? And that time we... ;) and I... :catroar: and then you... :devil:?'


Yeah... maybe not. :rolleyes:
 
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