Awesome editorial errors

[twister947]

Voice recognition is still imperfect.

 

[gravyrug]

there was a lot of hang-wringing at first

Typo, yes, but it feels like this should be an actual phrase. Maybe for killing chickens? Anybody got other ideas?

 

[gravyrug]

Letting out a grown as the bright morning sunshine blinds me through my bedroom window

A grown what? (Is this another voice recognition thing? Homophones can be tricky.)

 

[Zootonius]

My typing dyslexia has more than once mistyped smile, as in,

She slimed at him.

 

[gravyrug]

I switch sides and repeat the menstruating.

Umm, I do not think that means what you think it means.... (Also, this is from a cis male character)

 

[jaF0]

Police kill zebra after nearly biting off owner's arm​

Would it have been better for police to nearly to bite off the owner's arm before shooting the Zebra?

 

[gravyrug]

Access to the dorm rooms of the opposite sex is allowed, though discretely but rigorously regulated.

Unless that means each incident is regulated separately, that's the wrong word. Discreetly seems to be ignored by autocorrect, this happens so very often.

 

[gravyrug]

We also talked a lot about the semantics of me moving in

I mean, sure, the word is supposed to be logistics, but it's kinda awesome like it is. Talked a lot about how to talk about...

 

[gravyrug]

Our server came by with the the pitcher of swear tea

I've had tea like that, but I think this was supposed to be actually good. (Ruglet says it's especially juicy gossip)

 

[gravyrug]

before joining the Navel Reserves

Navel Officer Training School

The Strategic Bellybutton Reserves need highly qualified officers, I'm sure.

 

[butters]

Princess Anne takes 'extraordinary shot across the bowels' of King Charles in rare interview

not only were there no bowels involved (or even bows), the interview was mild and supportive... so not even any shots! dreadful headline

 

[jaF0]

The compromise bill infuriated the ideological fringes of both pirates — a dynamic McCarthy has readily acknowledged —

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4037211-conservatives-revolt-against-gop-leaders-on-house-floor/


Do pirates have parties?

 

[butters]

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4037211-conservatives-revolt-against-gop-leaders-on-house-floor/


Do pirates have parties?

of course, complete with whore-derps on the foredeck with plenty of frigging in the rigging

 

[JessGabriel]

One of my favorite books talks about a wonton ass instead of a wanton ass. I imagine two giant dumplings as butt cheeks.

 

[jaF0]

With punctured hole repaired, U.S. boat returns to sea in around-the-world Ocean Race​

Wait, what? The hole had a hole?

 

[Erodicus]

A grown what? (Is this another voice recognition thing? Homophones can be tricky.)

Well, it is early morning ..

 

[Erodicus]

http://www.adweek.com/files/imagecache/node-blog/blogs/shit-yourself.jpg

But she looks so benign!!

 

[Erodicus]

Is this some kind of mechanical woman? Also, they're pedals, dammit, use your feet!

Did he mean paddles?

 

[gravyrug]

Saw one elsewhere I had to share:

I just saw a store that advertised “artesian desserts” and I’m kindly suggesting a copy editor before you print fancy window graphics

 

[butters]

As the Columbus Dispatch reports, the poll found that 57 percent of the voters surveyed supported the measure, while only 26 percent support it and 17 percent remain undecided.

someone can't do their math *snigger*
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/poli...1&cvid=ec5c533dc1ca4301c292494bce969334&ei=13


the Columbus Dispatch listed the poll accurately

 

[butters]

i have to wonder if this user typed an m instead of an n for his name
either that or i am not up on current events enough to know what a "Humg" is

Humgcowboy81

 

[jaF0]

May not be awesome on the sense of the thread, but shows poor editing:

" ... faces a nearly $1.4 million lawsuit from a lawyer who has represented him in various legal matters over unpaid bills."

Should be:

" ... faces a nearly $1.4 million lawsuit over unpaid bills from a lawyer who has represented him in various legal matters."

 

[Erodicus]

One of my favorite books talks about a wonton ass instead of a wanton ass. I imagine two giant dumplings as butt cheeks.

It could have been a one ton ass ...

 

[Noor]

I wanna know why she had amateur statues in her thong...

I’m glad you highlighted statue, because I was wonder about the tshirt straps in her hips.

 

[butters]

'Boebert was caught on film fondling her date’s crouch at a kid-friendly public event'


his what now?