Avatars

[DVS]

Honey, anytime I want a penis, all I have to do is go outside and within ten minutes I could find a man to give me some.

I don't envy that, I fucking OWN it.

A male prison across the street? Seriously, no offense, but women can do that...no prison necessary. Try being a man and saying that. All you'll get is ======>

 

[satindesire]

A male prison across the street? Seriously, no offense, but women can do that...no prison necessary. Try being a man and saying that. All you'll get is ======>

I tried being a man once, but then my balls got stuck to the inside of my thighs when I got hot and I said "Fuck this."

 

[Kojote]

Oh and I think "vitality" is one of the nicest descriptors I've ever had applied to me. Thanks Kojote.

I could ad 'adventurous' but I suspect this may be flawed by the impression I got from your posts.
Funny thing: You aren't sitting in a plane on yours, are you? Always thought that but it more likely seems to be a car...

 

[Keroin]

I could ad 'adventurous' but I suspect this may be flawed by the impression I got from your posts.
Funny thing: You aren't sitting in a plane on yours, are you? Always thought that but it more likely seems to be a car...

A truck, actually. That photo was from a recent back-country adventure...so, yes, "adventurous" does apply, lol. It was a beautiful day, I was so happy and I loved the feeling of the wind was blowing my hair around so I just whipped out my camera and snapped off a self-portrait so that I could remember that moment.

Glad you like it

 

[where]

I've always liked Molly's.. and I'm liking Kybele's at the moment. It's fascinating. Oh, and ecstaticsub's.

I barely look at mine, so for a moment I was all like 'y'all like candy hearts? Hooray!"

blimey, hardly anyone likes mine!

I can't stand cock avatars. Ew.

Black_Bunny, fuckmeat, Kybele, Luna, Netz and Molly all have avs I droll over.

mine's a cock av.

A male prison across the street? Seriously, no offense, but women can do that...no prison necessary. Try being a man and saying that. All you'll get is ======>

If you get the look right I'm sure you could get a cock in ten minutes.

I don't drool over any av, they are turned off.

 

[satindesire]

mine's a cock av.

Yes, it is. And you raise an excellent point, but here's why I don't find yours scary.

It's because I love you.

 

[where]

Yes, it is. And you raise an excellent point, but here's why I don't find yours scary.

It's because I love you.

liar. you are perving on the tits.

 

[satindesire]

liar. you are perving on the tits.

That's totally secondary!! =3

 

[the captians wench]

It breaks the law of dick avs are lame, seriously. And I usually find them lame.

That's no mean feat, breaking free of that.

I look at a LOT of cock on cam, and somehow this one manages to be saucy and desirable. It must be the glove, I have a major leather glove perv. I mean fuck, George Peppard on the old A-Team gets me. Cigars too, talk about secret leatherdaddy code. I digress.

I'm liking a lot of things lately. Luna's av, Etoile's Maiko look, wenchie's reliably spank-inducing butt.

And here I've been thinking "I'm really sick of stairing at my ass" *giggles*

 

[satindesire]

And here I've been thinking "I'm really sick of stairing at my ass" *giggles*

No one could get tired of looking at that big juicy piece of girl meat, honey.

 

[the captians wench]

No one could get tired of looking at that big juicy piece of girl meat, honey.

I've just been thinking about "the greek goddess" one that I had. But I don't think I could find it if I tried.

 

[satindesire]

I've just been thinking about "the greek goddess" one that I had. But I don't think I could find it if I tried.

Girl, you're so fly that no matter what Av you put on here, you're gonna get filed into spankbanks.

Are you in a toga in the Goddess av? That would be so super cute!

 

[Primalex]

No one could get tired of looking at that big juicy piece of girl meat, honey.

My opinions on that is really simple. If I want porn, I'll go look for porn. I don't want it shoved in my face when I'm not looking for it.

Consistency check - failed.

 

[where]

Consistency check - failed.

Prima and satin sitting in a tree
K. I. S. S. I. N. G...

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Prima and satin sitting in a tree
K. I. S. S. I. N. G...

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[DVS]

I tried being a man once, but then my balls got stuck to the inside of my thighs when I got hot and I said "Fuck this."

Ew. I don't blame you. But, I can relate. I was once a woman until my tits starting sticking to my stomach, when I got hot. It was hard to deal with, but there were benefits. I didn't need a sports bra when I jogged, and it was a nice place to keep my spare change.

 

[DVS]

blimey, hardly anyone likes mine!



mine's a cock av.



If you get the look right I'm sure you could get a cock in ten minutes.

I don't drool over any av, they are turned off.

I don't swing that way. I know you don't know this, because you've never seen me walk. I don't sashay or even swing my hips. And yes, you could say I have a tight ass and I'm a bit anal about keeping it that way.

 

[the captians wench]

Girl, you're so fly that no matter what Av you put on here, you're gonna get filed into spankbanks.

Are you in a toga in the Goddess av? That would be so super cute!

No, no toga, though I do have one I've been wanting to make, and that was the first costume I made (was way more work than just throwing a sheet over me, wish I had pics of that!).

I just wore my black belly dance scarf (it has gold coins dangling on it) around my waist. But the pose was just amazing. On my bed, kneeling, ass on the heels knees apart just enough that I'm exposed, chin up, back curved ever so slightly, arms resting on top of my head. It was a side shot, but I twisted towards the camara ever so slightly.

I thought it looked like one of those armless greek scupltures. *nods* Was from one of my more artistic pic lines. I miss doing photography. I have too many interests.

 

[where]

I don't swing that way. I know you don't know this, because you've never seen me walk. I don't sashay or even swing my hips. And yes, you could say I have a tight ass and I'm a bit anal about keeping it that way.

well stop moaning about when us wimminz do it!

 

[Primalex]

I don't swing that way. I know you don't know this, because you've never seen me walk. I don't sashay or even swing my hips. And yes, you could say I have a tight ass and I'm a bit anal about keeping it that way.

*blinks confused*

 

[where]

*blinks confused*

s/he's saying that they walk like a man but don't ever take it up the ass.


Mores the pity.

 

[Seurat]

I tried being a man once, but then my balls got stuck to the inside of my thighs when I got hot and I said "Fuck this."

Next time remember: manscape! Keep the foliage short, and not even stubble on the frank and beans, and a little baby powder or Gold Bond will keep it nice and dry.


Uh...TMI?

 

[the captians wench]

Next time remember: manscape! Keep the foliage short, and not even stubble on the frank and beans, and a little baby powder or Gold Bond will keep it nice and dry.


Uh...TMI?

Reminds me of the "I hate summer, they get all itchy. Hey btw I put medicine on my balls so watch how low you go when you have your mouth down there" comment I recieved once.

 

[satindesire]

I was lawling at the responses! Honestly didn't think anyone would even notice.

 

[DVS]

well stop moaning about when us wimminz do it!

I make wimminz moan. Then I sometimes let them cum. I'm Dommly. I'm a man. I can be mean when I feel the urge. I force wimminz to do my bidding, swallow my hard cock and suck it dry, then I take them hard up the ass. I sometimes like to watch their body shake when I zap them with my electrical toys. Sparks is good. In the dark, they are even pretty.

But I don't look the part. I look dorky...even geeky, bald and I'm getting old. But if one of you wimminz were to take a chance...