Autocorrect knows best - part 3,581

[EmilyMiller]

It changed my attempt to spell “sultry” to “slutty” - it clearly knows me way too well .

Emily

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I once was writing a recipe for my Facebook group..
Instead of sour cream, I posted SLUT cream..
I never noticed until it was brought to my attention soon after..

 

[EmilyMiller]

I once was writing a recipe for my Facebook group..
Instead of sour cream, I posted SLUT cream..
I never noticed until it was brought to my attention soon after..

Slut cream - available in all good stores

 

[TheLobster]

Slut cream - available in all good stores

Tighter skin, looser you!

...There might be a story idea there, me thinks.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Tighter skin, looser you!

...There might be a story idea there, me thinks.

Off you go then

 

[EmilyMiller]

Slut cream - available in all good stores

CORRECETION:

Slut cream - available in all good whores

Emily

 

[Trionyx]

CORRECETION

You correcetion needs correceting.

 

[jehoram]

I had a word processor that changed "pubic" to "public." That's when I wondered if it had been programmed by a nudist.

 

[AlexBailey]

My wife’s name is Jennifer but she goes by Jen. One of her work mates tried to refer to her as “niffer” in a supervisor’s group text. It autocorrected the ‘ff’ to ‘gg’.

 

[TheLobster]

It’s interesting how the autocorrect prefers to change two letters, even though it could find a “closer” word (by editing distance) if it simply added one.

It still wouldn’t be great, but I’d definitely prefer to be caught saying “sniffer.”

 

[StillStunned]

My spellcheck in Word sometimes wants we to change "cock" to "clock". Only sometimes, though. And not in sentences where it would make the slightest sense. "She opened her mouth and engulfed my clock."

 

[yowser]

My spellcheck in Word sometimes wants we to change "cock" to "clock". Only sometimes, though. And not in sentences where it would make the slightest sense. "She opened her mouth and engulfed my clock."

Timeless.

 

[THBGato]

I had a word processor that changed "pubic" to "public." That's when I wondered if it had been programmed by a nudist.

Oh! I wonder if mine is doing this. I keep finding that typo every time I proofread one of my pieces.

 

[jehoram]

My spellcheck in Word sometimes wants we to change "cock" to "clock". Only sometimes, though. And not in sentences where it would make the slightest sense. "She opened her mouth and engulfed my clock."

Like that part of Peter Pan where the crocodile swallows a clock and could be located by the ticking. I'll never look at Peter Pan the same way again.