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OMG! :eek:

Done that. Had no facial hair and the mane was frizzled. How are you? How's the heart??? :rose:

All good. Quick thinking man grabbed the fire blanket and it was out in less than 2 minutes.
Oversize pork roast dripping too much fat for the pan!
Tomorrow is oven-cleaning day :cool:
 
All good. Quick thinking man grabbed the fire blanket and it was out in less than 2 minutes.
Oversize pork roast dripping too much fat for the pan!
Tomorrow is oven-cleaning day :cool:

Awwwww....bummer!!!!! Which reminds me of a joke:


"G'day mate, Foster’s Beer Helpline. What's the problem dude?"

"I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on her bits by a hornet, and now her vagina has completely closed up"

"Bummer dude"

"Good advice mate. Bye"
 
Awwwww....bummer!!!!! Which reminds me of a joke:


"G'day mate, Foster’s Beer Helpline. What's the problem dude?"

"I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on her bits by a hornet, and now her vagina has completely closed up"

"Bummer dude"

"Good advice mate. Bye"
LMAO!
 
Take one sledge hammer and apply firmly.

Result?

1. Big pile of broken concrete.
2. Uncovered about a metre of old bluestone driveway dating to about 1880.
3. One set of muscles that are wondering how they are going to recover.

:rolleyes:

Best part is that there is still about 10 metres to go....:cool:
 
Take one sledge hammer and apply firmly.

Result?

1. Big pile of broken concrete.
2. Uncovered about a metre of old bluestone driveway dating to about 1880.
3. One set of muscles that are wondering how they are going to recover.

:rolleyes:

Best part is that there is still about 10 metres to go....:cool:


So can you move today???
 
Happy Tuesday everyone!

It's been busy today.... I've crammed almost a whole days work into the morning! Good news is that now I can go play on the computer (play = do accounts) for the afternoon.
Nearly tax time, so I need to make sure everything's up to date.

How's everyones day going/been?
 
Take one sledge hammer and apply firmly.

Result?

1. Big pile of broken concrete.
2. Uncovered about a metre of old bluestone driveway dating to about 1880.
3. One set of muscles that are wondering how they are going to recover.

:rolleyes:

Best part is that there is still about 10 metres to go....:cool:

Still waiting for my op, so I get out of doing the heavy stuff these days :p
 
Still waiting for my op, so I get out of doing the heavy stuff these days :p

^^^^^ see above....


My only concern is how much its going to cost to dispose of the concrete...:eek:

I think that if you require surgery, a waiting list isn't the answer....let's hope its not too much longer before they find a spot for you. :rose:
 
^^^^^ see above....


My only concern is how much its going to cost to dispose of the concrete...:eek:

I think that if you require surgery, a waiting list isn't the answer....let's hope its not too much longer before they find a spot for you. :rose:

It's not so much the public system.... it's more that the apecialist surgeon only comes down here 3 times a year :rolleyes:

In the meantime, I get out of doing any of the heavy stuff :D
 
Take one sledge hammer and apply firmly.

Result?

1. Big pile of broken concrete.
2. Uncovered about a metre of old bluestone driveway dating to about 1880.
3. One set of muscles that are wondering how they are going to recover.

:rolleyes:

Best part is that there is still about 10 metres to go....:cool:

Still, a good stress reliever, right? :D

Still waiting for my op, so I get out of doing the heavy stuff these days :p

Hey Queenie ((((hugssssss)))) and :kiss:'s
 
Morning Webbo, I'm too infrequent a poster now to have any details but I've gathered ill health has kept them away.
 
Hi guys :)

Spent today pulling panels off the XC, ready for repair and painting. Now my shed looks like a panelbeaters!
Loads of work to do yet.... this car might be on the road for Xmas :rolleyes:

I'm about to make a carbonara and then I think I may have an early night!
 
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