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[webbo1]

webbo! how are ya? look what i found in Laos:

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Good brother

Did you get me one lol

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Good brother

Did you get me one lol

they didn't have any to sell. i did consider asking the barmaid for hers, but it wouldn't have fit. booooo!

found a bar in Penang with 'old faithful' memorabilia plastered on the walls, too.

 

[Orlanth]

Now I know why I avoid this place for at least half the year.....

Bloody aerial ping pong! What is it with you people???

Don't you know you are here for the sex, the tease, the porn, the adult entertainment, the titilation, the domination (or submission if you're bent that way )


Sheesh!

Porn?

 

[Horny_Aussie_72]

Just another Aussie guy stopping by to say hi... All PM's from Aussie girls welcome... Otherwise I will happily chat on the boards...

 

[darkelf9]

When was the last time you were in Canberra Mr Elf? Everything is open on weekends. The eldest cherub found a great Sushi Bar, recently. If the libs get in they'll ransack it, anyway. Last time they caused a depression there that took years to repair. The flow on to surrounding towns in NSW was catastrophic. The blue faces are people holding their breath. The only city in the country that's a political football. People from all over the country send their pollies there and then make out it's 'Canberra's fault'. Like the ordinary Canberra Joe even gets to see a pollie. Don't get it.

Your weather's been behaving, hasn't it? I'm just glad the weather's been mild this month. Beautiful.

I like Daylight Saving! Am I the only one? Although it's much easier now the cherubs are older.

I just finished my last Easter Egg. Need more chocky........
Oh, and only the best Bilbies are ginger.

My youngest cherub started his first AFL season this year. He's played all the other codes and is now pleasing his mother Big learning curve and he's just realising what fitness really means Still, he has the build and he's keen. As long as it's fun.

I need a hacker in my yard! Been so busy that it's neglected. It's roll up the sleeves and start anywhere this weekend.

Hope you can just sit and relax in yours, now it's all done.

Hey Trisk,

I was in Canberra in 09 when I was looking for a place to live. I don't figure its changed that much. The city centre was rather dead on a Sunday. And you can count on the Libs getting in, its a case of by how many seats. You can bet work choices will be back on the menu. Thankfully I don't have that long to go before I pull the plug.

Speaking of chocolate, I went to the dentist last week. Went to the chocolate shop afterwards since its nearly by. Used to be next door but the dentist moved across the street. Got chatted up by a young woman. Of course I'm always willing to help out a tourist. Interesting though the other woman in shop then started talking to me. They must like chocolate too

Dare I ask which AFL club your son is playing for? Yep the AFL is a quick game. Some of players coming up the ranks find the pace difficult. Hope he stays fit. Now you've just got to deal with all the girls.

No relaxing for me I'm afraid. The garden is big and my back isn't as young as it used to be. Spent a little time on ANZAC Day de-weeding the driveway. It is a long driveway.

 

[darkelf9]

I never realised there were so many other Australians here...

Apparently there's 23 million of us now....seem to meet most of then during peak hour...

 

[darkelf9]

Hey, just out of interest, are there any other west aussies in here? Be nice to say gday, although it'll prob take 15 years for thus message to reach us, cause were so far behind!!

Hahah

Just think of the east coast as the scouting parting...by the time you guys arrive we've dealt with the issues.

Hey on the bright side Adelaide only 5 years ahead of you guys...I hear they get to keep the restaurants open past 8 pm next month.

 

[darkelf9]

woohoo! this calls for an Emu Export! ( no longer brewed in WA and still tatses shit)

yeah they shipped it to Brisbane and renamed it 4X.

 

[darkelf9]

:

*shakes my head*

Just a quick "mooning". It's late and my mind wont close down, so I thought I would come on here and catch up on the news.

So glad to see some faces are still around.

Big huggs to triskie, bandit and Mr Gil

Oh and the irrepressable Elfie lad...well I have something a little different than a rose to give you..mind you, am hoping there will still be a little "prick" involved still. Ah wickedness I've missed your siren's call.....now I shall endeavour to behave, but this Elfin one does entice one to be intemperate in behaviour.

It's cooler up here now, albeit still slow to lose the sting of heat. Working towards the next operation in May, a knee replacement and patella scraping this time. But will be worth the pain as it means I shall ditch the wheelchair finally and be able to lurk and hunt unsuspecting Geordies...mmm do love that accent.

Actually Elfie, am hoping to see a little snow whilst up there..a Geordie friend said it does snow in Newcastle during September/October at times...would be wonderful to see.

As far as the lips go, I had a reaction to my meds, so had facial swelling. Like I need bigger lips..well to be honest it was like I only had one, sort of like that duck from Merrie Melodies who had the huge red lips, though purple does tend to be more my shade of choice.

Ah, the sounds of the Kookas heralding dawn...best this one shoots off to the blanket show. Be well Aall.

Huggs and wishes for each of you to stay safe and happy.

A wiggle for Elfie

MsMoon

Ms Moon

Good to see you're still dropping by. You know what they say.."its better to give than receive"... although I'm guessing you'd prefer both You...behave? You do realize who you're talking to right? Wheelchair or not there are just some things that don't change.

Yeah winter does come early up north in the UK....hopefully that's all that comes early. May just be a particularly warm season

In some native tribes big lips is a sign of beauty...although not sure purple is very big as a colour in those regions. Hope the op goes well on the knee. They are tricky things. So keep the wiggling down to a minimum till after the op.

 

[Sandygroper]

Just think of the east coast as the scouting parting...by the time you guys arrive we've dealt with the issues.

Hey on the bright side Adelaide only 5 years ahead of you guys...I hear they get to keep the restaurants open past 8 pm next month.

hahahahah!! what is an "Adelaide"?? never bloody heard of it!

 

[darkelf9]

Oh thank god I found this thread! I was beginning to feel the tyranny of distance weighing down on me for a while, all forlorn and isolated among those of The Other Hemisphere!

So new I'm still sparkly, but very interested in just getting to swap stories with fellow antipodeans (and I've lived in practically every state except WA, so I can speak your lingo).

(Late edit: I been doing some reading of the last few pages, and I see now why I've been called here. Simply, I feel that it falls on me to stop the sickness and perversion so deeply embedded within this thread.

You lot are really weird.

Dockers? More than 1, FFS??? And a ballerina avatared Collingwood supporter? That's just sick!

Luckily for our collective kharma that I'm here now to save the day and restore the proper balance of nature.

So let's all have a group hug and a singalong:

"We are Geelong,
The Greatest Team of All ....... "

rofl)

Careful bwana...the last person who tried to stop perversion was crucified.

The guy who used to save the day really believed it and topped himself.

That little voice in your head calling you places...may just be leading you to your own demise...nothing is what it seems, yet everything is what it is....I don't think nature needs us fucking with it any further.

Without the Dockers how could Geelong be the "greatest team of all"...in order to have winners, there has to be more than a single entity in a competition. Acknowledge all...but celebrate excellence.

 

[darkelf9]

hahahahah!! what is an "Adelaide"?? never bloody heard of it!

That's where they keep the crows...next biggest country town after Canberra

 

[Offler]

Dockers actually have the wood on us right now, so I can't be (seriously) rude about them.

There's one living four houses down from me here who died a thousand deaths on Frday night. It must be exquisite (not to mention, incredibly convenient) to have 7Mate provide your weekly S+M delights!

 

[Offler]

That's where they keep the crows...next biggest country town after Canberra

And funnily enough, 1/3 of Canberrans are either SA ex-pats or the children of same. It's the one place in Australia where South Australians are recognised by their accents.

(Which is bloody unnerving when it happens to a newly escaped Croweater, as you never knew you actually had "an accent" at all before you lobbed into the ACT!)

 

[darkelf9]

Now I know why I avoid this place for at least half the year.....

Bloody aerial ping pong! What is it with you people???

Don't you know you are here for the sex, the tease, the porn, the adult entertainment, the titilation, the domination (or submission if you're bent that way )


Sheesh!

Sounds like the footy to me.....

Sex - women throwing themselves at the players

Tease - the trainers rubbing down the players (women wishing they could do it)

Porn - players bending over to tie their shoes

Adult Entertainment - players stripping off after the game

Titillation - players squeezing a drink bottle

Domination - winning team

See.. you're a footy fan and just don't know it.

 

[darkelf9]

I'd happily join in any titillating teasing going on....
But as I'm pretty much getting laid every day, several times a day, I'm all sexed out

Besides, it wouldn't be fair to brag!

You reckon the contractor would it get right the first time...must be costing you a fortune all that relaying....

 

[darkelf9]

And funnily enough, 1/3 of Canberrans are either SA ex-pats or the children of same. It's the one place in Australia where South Australians are recognised by their accents.

(Which is bloody unnerving when it happens to a newly escaped Croweater, as you never knew you actually had "an accent" at all before you lobbed into the ACT!)

Its good see all the country folk getting together...although I will remember never to ask them how far anything is...its always just down the road...could be another 100kms...but it always just down the road.

 

[darkelf9]

Evening all.

Welcome to all the new people. Good to see the numbers growing.... kinda like our population although someone needs to tell the people who manage the public transport....somehow they still seem to think is 1977.

Hope everyone's ANZAC weekend has gone well and that we did have time to remember those who have served and those still serving.

Gil and Bandit - hope both of you are doing well and that you'll be back some time soon.

 

[Fish_Tales]

Hi to all on the 4 day long weekend to celebrate those that gave all

 

[Sportsbilly]

lets get this back on track

ok, ok. Enough from you sandgropers.

Lets bring back the East Coast bias! Where are all the NSWelshmen and women?!

 

[Horny_Aussie_72]

41 year young Sydney-sider here

 

[GingerDom]

G'day All

What's the good word?

 

[Triskele]

G'day All

What's the good word?

MMMMM. Not sure what. But from one ranga to another, it's effing quiet in here!!!

 

[GingerDom]

MMMMM. Not sure what. But from one ranga to another, it's effing quiet in here!!!

It is Triskele

Are we missing out on something?

 

[Sandygroper]

Hi fellow Aussies! So it's a cold Friday night down south, just kicking back at home, not much on. What's everyone up to? If anyone's keen for a chat,, I'd love to hear from ya. Or......if anyone wants to come round with beer, I have a fridge! Haag
Sandt